It’s a common male fantasy to be dating or married to a porn star. It just is. In the minds of most men this will equal sex on tap with a gorgeous and constantly horny wife who brings home one of her co-workers at least once a week so they can re-enact one fantasy or another. The reality seems to be rather different.
I was sent this article by a reader that details the issues between three couples were the female (obviously) is a porn star. The first relationship profiled is between Ryder Sky and her husband, Bill (you couldn’t make this up), is most interesting for our purposes. Bill has clearly become so emasculated by Ryder that I’m surprised it’s a “handblown glass dildo artfully displayed on their coffee table” rather than his testicles in a jar that is on show in their living room.
Firstly – just look at the poor bastard.
King of the Betas?
I realise that this is a staged “publicity” photograph for the article, but you can tell a lot from how the photographer chose to arrange them. He’s forlorn, laying backwards while his wife dominates on top of him. There’s no doubt about who is the dominant partner in this relationship. And that’s before we get into the hand placement. She’s guarding them - “this is mine”.
Reading the article through, Bill is potentially the most broken man in all of America. The article opens by telling us about their three year anniversary, about how they kept it “simple” (read: dull and no sex) by ordering pizza. It only gets worse:
It’s only when Bill thinks too hard about what his wife’s been doing in the year since she quit her job as an executive assistant to become a full-time porn star that things get difficult. Occasionally, he can’t keep from mulling over the fact that he’s home alone while she’s getting it on with another man. “Sometimes I think about it when she works late and I’m going to bed,” he says. “It’s not negative, though. It’s more like, eh . . . ” He trails off with a what-can-you-do groan.
Now, most of the cheating wives that I know do it secretly, with a little bit of shame at cuckolding their loving husbands. Ryder chose a profession, after she was married, where she’d be fucking other guys every day. Yet, of course, Bill stands by her and does his best not to think about it. Of course he does. He loves her. Or loved her, at least. Still, at least he gets to have sex with a porn star on a regular basis. That’s got to be fun. They probably do all kinds of kinky shit, and I bet she’s bringing her work home with her all the time.
And then there’s the fact that you don’t even get to have sex with her all that often—intercourse is off-limits before a shoot, and afterward she’s too tired and sore. Bill describes his sex life with Sky as vanilla; “We schedule sex,” he says.
Oh. Still at least she’s respectful of their relationship. You know, proudly proclaiming that she’s married and better than all the other cum dumpsters in porn. She’s not a career girl, but a family woman who happens to have sex for money. Guess again:
[What] bothers him [is] his wife’s habitually telling colleagues she’s “in a relationship” rather than married. “She hardly ever wears her wedding ring, even off-set,” Bill says. “Why be ashamed of being married?” Sky insists that it’s not a matter of shame. “I don’t want to get typecast as a MILF,” she says.
This couldn’t get any worse, until you read that Bill goes on porn websites to give positive reviews of his wife’s work. Or until you learn that she’s majoring in women’s studies.
Bill’s final thoughts sum up the mindset of betas everywhere. That the (self proclaimed) “vanilla” sex she has with him is better than the hard fucking she gets on set because:
“I don’t look at it as sex,” he says. “I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they’re working and it’s not emotional. She never orgasms in porn. That’s for us. If it happened on the set, it would be a little weird.”
Finally – his cry is the cry of betas everywhere. Bless them.
“I want her to be happy”
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