Sunday, January 31, 2010

The unusual sexual encounter

“Fucked By Association”

So I had this thirty-year-old boyfriend (FYI: we met when I was sixteen – yeah, real fucking winner). Long story short, he manipulated the fuck out of me – not only in the sense that I felt used and all that typical skeezy boyfriend business, but also in the sense that when we ended I was left with a manipulated perspective of myself and my body – but no biggie, dude. Within a week of breaking up I was signed up on okcupid.com (“the best dating site on earth!” i.e. motherfucking generic ass site full of equally generic scumbags).

The site may as well have become my homepage by my third week (and coincidentally, third fuck). During an unexpected thunderstorm I found myself cocooned in the sheets of a thirty-two-year old Filipino pothead who lived comfortably on the unemployment list in a two-bedroom apartment snug in Wicker Park. To my defense, I didn’t find out until after we fucked that he wasn’t of the Hispanic (or remotely interesting) persuasion. We avoided all forms of contact for a week before I finally received that awkward yet necessary and almost mandatory “Sorry we haven’t talked in a bit” call/text/email/Facebook message, though his was more along the lines of, “Sorry I’ve been unusually busy lately…” Yeah, bullshit. We never spoke again. For whatever reason I crept upon his profile some time later only to catch this gem: “Message me if you have big tits. Or not… Message me if you…[like] having orgasms on the reg and think you can get along with an ‘immature, selfish, broke, sex-addicted, substance abusing man whore.’” Well, at least he’s honest.

Months later a friend of mine entered a lifestyle I was completely familiar with.

“Dude, I just wanna fuck.”

“How convenient, because I know just the guy who may share those thoughts exactly.”

Because of that conversation, I now share more than just a birthday with my friend, but a fuck as well.

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Saving All My Love

It’s not easy but it’s worth it. Saving oneself for marriage that is.

My blog differs from other singles blogs in that I believe whole heartedly in the Biblical ideal of marriage. Having sex outside of marriage is not God’s plan for a man and a woman. God said that marriage is honorable and the bed undefiled. Now from this point on I’ve probably lost a lot of readers, but I have to be real with what I believe.

I’ve heard my fair share of reasons for sex outside of marriage. “We’re just so in love”, says one. “We’re going to get married anyway”, says another. “As long as we are only committed to having sex with each other, we’re not hurting anyone else”, says many more. These are all seemingly intelligent, logical, and heartfelt explanations.

But allow me to offer reasons to wait. There are hundreds. Here are just a few…

  1. It is the will of God. Many Christians hang their faith outside the bedroom door. It can be easy to do. You love this person. They love you. The chemistry and attraction is there. The mood is romantic and all of a sudden Ephesians 5:3 can not be recalled to memory. Sex is a natural way to express love. It is the way God designed it. However, Christian women and men should remember that He designed these feelings to be shared between husband and wife. This is not a hidden mystery.
  2. A crowded bed is uncomfortable. When sex becomes casual and a normal part of dating, monogamy is thrown out the window. This means two parties are not only sleeping with each other, but everyone else they’ve slept with, and everyone their exes slept with, and so on. Makes the king size bed feel like a hammock, doesn’t it?
  3. Sexually transmitted diseases don’t discriminate. Enough said.
  4. “Well, Susie used to do it this way.” Ugh! Good grief! Do we really want to compare or be compared to ex sexual partners? Talk about taking the passion and romance out of what is supposed to be an intimate and precious act.
  5. I did this for you. Now how excited will your husband be to know that you saved yourself just for him. Before you knew him, you believed that he was out there somewhere. You knew he’d be worth the wait. He would completely commit to you by placing his ring on your hand. He would love more than just your body, but passionately love your soul and spirit. This man will honor and respect your relationship with God. He would cherish your thoughts and the very essence of who God created you to be. Don’t you know this man is out there? I knew mine was. Couldn’t you, wouldn’t you, desire in your heart to save yourself for this man?

And before you say, “It’s too late for me to save myself”, God has restoration power.

He offers the power to regenerate your soul and heal you from all the wounds that fornication leaves behind. And from that day forward he offers the opportunity to start again and not make the same mistakes of yesterday.

The first shall be last and the last shall be first.

Firsts are supposed to be special. Everything from our first day of school to our first car, are memories to be cherished for a lifetime. Waiting until the wedding night to make love to the man of your dreams will be a memory that will never be forgotten. Waiting through the time of courtship will increase the intimacy and allow couples to know each other on otherwise overlooked dimensions. And above all things, God will honor the union that He has put together. Concerns of did I make a mistake, will he call tomorrow, will he still respect me, what if my coworkers find out, do I know enough about his sexually history….are gone. Honor your body. Let him be your first, your only, and prayerfully your last.

Ye are not your own.

1 Corinthians 6:19-20 What? Know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost (which is) in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God’s.

 

God bless you in your saving and waiting,

Miss Love in Waiting

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Saturday, January 30, 2010

BIG BROTHER SEX DREAM

Oh my GOODNESS.

I am rly worried!!

I had a crazy sex dream and I’m shaking now. It’s left me so scared.

There was Vinnie Jones, Dane Bowers, Alex Reid…it was awful.

Dane Bowers was wearing a kimono and trying to get me some Meth while putting stuff in me places

Then Vinnie Jones came along and said he had a bed on his head so I could sleep now.

I decided to do so.

This angered Dane Bowers and he wripped off the kimono and started fucking Alex Reid for some reason.

The scariest bit of all though…was when I was in bed with Vinnie Jones.

I fucked Vinnie Jones in my dream.

(To be fair he was shit)

But still…..what’s all this big brother doing to me….what’s….what’s goin on??!!!!!

[Via http://vickygoldblog2.wordpress.com]

The Shadowy Science Of Sex Addiction

Yes, you can be addicted to sex.Unlike other addiction sex addiction is not harmful for your body shall resist excessive sex activity being indulged in continuously.Ancient wisdom in India declares that it may dilute your interests in other activities ,but no physical adverse effects as in other cases like drinking.Possibly the emotional attitude to sex may have to be channelized to improve other activity.
Intense sex activity and satisfaction is directly proportional to emotional build up.In short increased sex activity is not harmful excepting in cases where it involves accompanying guilt feelings and social stigma.

Can you be addicted to sex?

Nobody really knows for sure–though you can certainly get treated for sex addiction if you think you have it.
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Last year, X-Files and Californication star David Duchovny checked into rehab for sexual addiction. After a string of women went public with claims they were mistresses of golfer Tiger Woods (the best-paid athlete on the planet and a married man), it took only days for talking heads to speculate that Woods might be an addict and need rehab.

The idea of sex as a drug is deeply seductive to journalists and reality TV producers. But the idea of being addicted to sex is actually quite controversial. No such diagnosis is even recognized in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV), psychiatry’s Bible.

The DSM-IV assiduously avoids the word “addiction,” preferring to talk about dependence, withdrawal and compulsion. A new condition, called hypersexuality, might be something close, but some psychiatrists bristle at the idea of talking about human sexuality as an addictive force unto itself.

“I don’t buy it as a disease … it is an excuse,” says John J. Lucas, a forensic psychiatrist at Weill Cornell Medical College. In modern society, “we have an unfortunate practice of proliferating illnesses … in response to various practices in terms of reducing the stigma of certain behaviors.”
http://www.forbes.com/2009/12/22/sex-addiction-science-lifestyle-health-tiger-woods.html

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Aberatii a la Libertatea

Din seria… stiri de tot rahatul doar pentru a se vinde un ziar: cititi aberatia de mai jos. Libertatea de mult nu mai e un ziar, ci o aberatie de scandal.

Sperma are calităţi antidepresive
Unii cercetători fac studii bizare. Pe primul loc sunt cei britanici, aşa cum se va observa şi din informaţiile prezentate mai jos. Trei oameni de ştiinţă, Gallup, Burch şi Platek, au demonstrat în urma unor studii că sperma are un efect antidepresiv.

În loc să iei un distonocalm, mai bine faci sex fără prezervativ – utilizând, totuşi, alte metode de contracepţie şi după ce eşti sigur că partenerul tău nu e bolnav -. Astfel, cei trei au concluzionat că substanţele din compoziţia spermei fac bine sănătăţii mentale şi aduc zâmbete pe feţele femeilor.

Câteva dintre beneficiile spermei ar fi faptul că te scapă de depresii, te face fericit şi, mai mult, s-a descoperit că femeile care fac sex neprotejat au mai puţine tendinţe suicidale decât cele care folosesc prezervativul sau nu fac sex. Studiul a fost publicat în revista Archives of Sexual Behavior.

Fascinant… jur. :)

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Spit

Once upon a time there was a great debate in my life: to spit or to swallow. Now, older, wiser and with a more finely developed gag reflex, the debate is no longer – SPIT it is ! I don’t really know how I ever swallowed the veritable nectar of life that is not water. It’s certainly not the most pleasant of sexual acts to experience.  The texture alone! Humans are just not meant to ingest anything that resembles uncooked egg albumen. Or curdy cheese. Little Miss Muffet nothing! Not only does the stuff feel retcherous on the tongue, there is of course, the the flavour to consider. Yes, I too have  been privy to such urban myths as  drinking pineapple juice and eating celery. However,  performing these simple ablutions certainly will not guarantee a sweet swallow – there are myriad other factors to consider before one’s squirt is saccharine. And of all the guys I’ve met, and all aforementioned substance I have swallowed, I can safely bet that men do NOT place that much emphasis or concern on changing their diets to appease potential swallow-ees! At the ripe old age of 3@#$%!, the debate is no longer:

Off to the bathroom I slunk, with a mouthful of warm, curdy spunk.

[Via http://mycleavage.wordpress.com]

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

S47 ~ kink

Back in the day when I was in the mood to fuck – 3 days ago – I liked it really kinky.  I’m what’s referred to as a S/switch in the BDSM community.  Depending on who I’m with, I can be either extremely dominant or incredibly submissive.  I usually end up being submissive with black men and an incredibly wonderfully cunty Domme with white men – who knows why?  I don’t and I don’t care.

Either way, I can give or take a spanking as long as it’s taken or received properly.

I like to fuck so hard that it makes a little part of me wonder if a fellow is going to rip my nipples and/or breasts off my chest.  /Seriously/.  I like a small part of me to feel a genuine fear – not distrust, but fear.  I don’t want to be raped or murdered, I just want a man to make me scream.

Is that too much to ask for?  It’s seeming like it is… at least lately.

[Via http://thirstychicktherapy.wordpress.com]

Christie Brinkley

Christie Brinkley is a Model, Actress, Illustrator, Photographer, Real Estate Mogul, Writer, Designer, Animal Rights Activist, and Environmentalist.

And….one of the All-Time great American Sex Symbols of the 1970’s and 1980’s!

There is not much that Christie Brinkley does NOT do…

Christie Brinkley started modeling in 1973. Since that time, she has been on over 500 Magazine covers in the nearly 40 years of her career. She is just as beautiful today and it is hard to believe that she is now in her mid 50’s. She is a true timeless beauty.

She made the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for three consecutive years starting in 1979.

Her first role in Hollywood was in the 1983 Chevy Chase classic “National Lampoon’s Vacation” as the girl in the red corvette that Chase lusts after at various points in the film.

She has been married four times, including being married to singer Billy Joel from 1985-1994. She appears in his classic video for the song “Uptown Girl“.

Her and Billy Joel are the parents of young singer Alexa Ray Joel.

In addition to Alexa Ray, she has two other young children, Jack and Sailor.

Christie illustrated the cover of the 1993 Billy Joel album “River of Dreams” which then won the Rolling Stone Magazine Best Album Cover of the year award.

Her long-running contract with CoverGirl cosmetics is the longest running in Modeling history.

Over the years, she has won numerous Humanitarian Awards from such organizations as the Make-A-Wish Foundation, the USO, the American Heart Association, the March of Dimes, and many others.

She is truly a unique and special lady!

Christie Brinkley is still in the public spotlight today, still carrying on all those occupations listed at the beginning of this post, and is still playing Mom to her two youngest children.

[Via http://idiotflashback.wordpress.com]

Sunday, January 24, 2010

S45 ~ whatever.

So I’ve been making sure to masturbate every night, but at this point, my vagina is just going through the motions.

Seriously, it’s like “Oh. Yeah. That sure feels good. *fake moan noise*”  I wish I could slap my beaver around and yell “ENJOY IT! EAT THE CAKE TINA!” and have my vag obey me.

I wish I could do it, but I don’t think even violence would work.

I love myself, I really do, but right now I hate my pussy.

[Via http://thirstychicktherapy.wordpress.com]

Starry starry sun bright

Tragic waste, moral taste – why ever did you take the high ground

you fool

liquid vapours, rapid trailers

taste the white drips of the female underground

lust trails, whiskey rails – you sneak around

I hate your face, I love your face

Die die die

pig fucking die

Spit roast, butter on toast

Crumpet, strumpet

Female crown

You are so hot

I fuck you

not

Hate

Slice

Die

cunt

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Mixing Between Men and Women; Safeguards, Avoidance and Results

To begin discussing the topic of mixing we must first talk about the safeguards. Conduct is the first. It is very important to note that along with hijab (covering of the body for women) and covering the awrah for men, comes modesty in our speech, actions and stature.

Allah says in Surat Al Furqan 25:63
“And the slaves of the Most Beneficent (Allâh) are those who walk on the earth in humility and sedateness, and when the foolish address them (with bad words) they reply back with mild words of gentleness.”
Aisha(raa) relates, “I never saw the Holy Prophet laugh so much that the inner part of his mouth may be visible. He simply used to smile.” [Bukhari & Muslim]

This points out the importance of our behavior, to be full of humility and not to make a show by laughing so much or so loud. We should always remember Allah when we speak.

Abdullah bin Mas’ood(raa) relates that the Holy Prophet said: “A Muslim never taunts or curses or abuses nor resorts to vulgar talking.” [Tirmidhi]

Anas bin Malik(raa) relates the Holy Prophet said: “Using foul language when mixed with anything mutilates it, while decency whenever it may be, beautifies it.” [Tirmidhi]

Jabir bin Abdullah(raa) relates the Holy Prophet said, “Dearest of you to me and closest of you to me on the Day of Judgment will be those of you who have the best of morals and the most hated to me and the farthest from me on the Day of Judgment will be the most talkative, harsh in their tone ant those persons who are haughty in talking.” [Tirmidhi]

These hadith are telling us and or reminding us the importance for us to speak softly, kindly and not too much. Allah says in Surah Luqman 31:19
“”And be moderate (or show no insolence) in your walking, and lower your voice. Verily, the harshest of all voices is the voice (braying) of the ass.” ”

We are encouraged to be moderate in our speech, more importantly women than men. Allah says in Surah Al Ahzab 33:32
“O wives of the Prophet! You are not like any other women. If you keep your duty (to Allâh), then be not soft in speech, lest he in whose heart is a disease (of hypocrisy, or evil desire for adultery, etc.) should be moved with desire, but speak in an honourable manner.”

This verse is directed to the wives of the Prophet, but they were the mothers of the Mumin and stand as women’s example, Allah says in this verse “if ye do fear Allah” which we all do. With lowering our speech and guarding the content of it comes our actions.

Allah says in Surah Al Nur 24:31
“And tell the believing women to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things), and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts, etc.) and not to show off their adornment except only that which is apparent (like palms of hands or one eye or both eyes for necessity to see the way, or outer dress like veil, gloves, head-cover, apron, etc.), and to draw their veils all over Juyubihinna (i.e. their bodies, faces, necks and bosoms, etc.) and not to reveal their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husband’s fathers, their sons, their husband’s sons, their brothers or their brother’s sons, or their sister’s sons, or their (Muslim) women (i.e. their sisters in Islâm), or the (female) slaves whom their right hands possess, or old male servants who lack vigour, or small children who have no sense of the shame of sex. And let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their adornment. And all of you beg Allâh to forgive you all, O believers, that you may be successful.”

Keeping this verse in mind it would become difficult to be in a mixed situation without violating this verse. Women should try at all times to seek out the women for assistance first. Whether it is in the supermarkets, banks, post offices, doctors offices and hospitals, and especially in the Masjids.

Lastly, our stature or outwardly appearance as mentioned earlier in the verse of Allah Surah Nur 24:31,
“”That they should not display …..except etc.”

There are seven main conditions for acceptable hijab (covering of the body),

Covering the entire body, except the face and hands.

Material of the clothing should not be so thin or delicate as to display the body’s form or skin color underneath. Allah’s Messenger said: There will be found amongst the latter day people of my nation (of Muslims), women who are ostensibly dressed, but (in reality) naked, their hair will be rolled in a bun at the tops of their heads like camels humps. Curse them, for verily they are cursed.” [At-Tabarani]

The clothing must hang loosely and not be tight fitting as to show the shape and size of the limbs. Usamma bin Zaid(raa) said, “Allah’s Messenger gave me a gift of coptian cloth which he had previously received as a gift from Dahiah Al-Kalby, so I gave it to my wife to use for her clothing. The Prophet later asked me, “What’s with you that you do not wear the coptian cloth?” I replied, “I gave it to my wife to wear.” the Prophet then said, “Order her to wear a gown under the coptian cloth, for verily I fear that it might reveal the size and shape of her body parts.” [Ahmad, Al-Bayhaqi, and Al-Haakim]

The clothing should not resemble that of the opposite sex. Abu Hurairah(raa) said, “Allah’s Messenger cursed the man who wears attire which resembles women’s clothing, and he cursed the woman who wears garments resembling men’s clothing.” [Abu Dawud and Ibn Majah] Abdullah bin Amr(raa) relates the Messenger of Allah said, “Women who resemble men are not of us (they are not from the Muslim Nation of Believers), nor are the men who resemble women of us.” [Ahmad and Tabaraani]

The clothing must not have such bold designs, or consist of such bright colors or shiny materials such as sequined material, or that which has gold or silver threads woven in with regular threads), that they charm, and attract men’s attention to the woman wearing them. As stated in Surah Al Nur, 24:31 “That they should not display their beauty and their ornaments…”

Her attire must not resemble the clothes normally worn by the disbelieving women. Abdullah bin Amr Ibnul ’Aas(raa) said, “The Messenger of Allah saw me wearing two portions of a reddish cloth dyed with safflower so he said, “Verily these are the clothes of the disbelievers so do not wear them.” [Muslim and Ahmad] Abdullah bin Umar(raa) relates the Allah’s Messenger said, “Whosoever resembles a people, he is one of them.” [Ahmad and Abu Dawud]

Finally, the dress must not be ostentatious or showy, due to pride or worldliness, or to gain a high reputation before people. Abdullah bin Umar(raa) relates the Messenger of Allah said, “Whosoever wore ostentatious dress in this worldly life, Allah will clothe him in a dress of humiliation and disgrace on the Day of Resurrection, then will kindle it with fire.” [Abu Dawud and Ibn Majah]

With the safeguards established we can move on. Allah says in Surah Anfal 8:25,
“And fear the Fitnah (affliction and trial, etc.) which affects not in particular (only) those of you who do wrong (but it may afflict all the good and the bad people), and know that Allâh is Severe in punishment.”
This verse shows us that the punishment falls on us all, the wrong doers actions have repercussions on the whole of society. Each one of us, as a Muslim, represents each other, as Muslims. Our impression on society will affect the next of generation to follow. Therefore it is important to remember that as Muslims we all share in the responsibility to protect our society. Ibn Al-Qayam says in his book [Aturuk Al Huqmia, The Righteous Ways of Shara] “Parents and guardians should prevent their offspring from mixing with the opposite sex in the shopping markets and the streets, and prevent women from congregating with men.” In a related hadith the Prophet said,
“I did not leave any dissension more harmful than the dissension of women upon men.” [Bukhari & Muslim]

Ibn Al Qayam goes on to say, “The Imam (caretaker) of the Muslims should prevent women from going outside with adornments on their faces and from wearing such clothing that shows their body, and prevent them from talking to men in the roads, and prevent the men also from talking to the women.” (At that time and even now the streets were very narrow so the women were to walk on the sidewalks only and the men in the streets only). It’s (mixing) considered the punishment on society descended from Allah in general. Also causing corrupted matters among the society in public and in private. Mixing of men and women is the cause of death in general and will lead to diseases, such as plagues.”

Abu Hurairah(raa) reported Allah’s Messenger as saying, “Verily Allah has fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in, and which he of necessity must commit. The adultery of the eye is the lustful look, and the adultery of the tongue is the licentious speech, the heart desires and yearns, which the parts may or may not put into affect.” [Muslim]

Abut Hurairah(raa) reported Allah’s Messenger as saying, “Allah fixed the very portion of adultery which a man will indulge in. There would be no escape from it. The adultery of the eye is the lustful look and the adultery of the ears is listening to the voluptuous (song or talk) and the adultery of the tongue is the licentious speech and the adultery of the hand is the lustful grip (embrace) and the adultery of the feet is to walk (to the place) where he intends to commit adultery and the heart yearns and desires which he may or may not put into effect.” [Muslim]

The footnote to these hadith states; What the Prophet wanted to instill in the minds of the people is that different are the channels of the expression of sexual yearnings in man; lustful look, licentious speech, listening to voluptuous songs and talk or even actually committing the act of adultery. It, however, depends upon the will of a person whether he avoids this sin in all it’s forms or yields to his sexual lust and commits this evil. In other words, Allah has endowed him with a certain measure of sexual instinct for the preservation of the human race, building up of a family unit and for the protection of the moral health of society. Then the choice lies with him whether he commits adultery by misusing this power, or he uses it to the same ends for which it has been embedded in his nature.

Jarir bin Abdullah(raa) reported, “I asked the Prophet about a glance at a strange woman. He ordered me to turn away my glance.” [Abu Dawud]

Buraida(raa) reported the Messenger of Allah said to Ali(raa), “Oh Ali don’t allow your glance to follow a glance, because the first (glance) is for you and the other is not for you.” [Ahmad, Tirmidhi, & Abu Dawud]

This plainly tells us one thing, that avoidance at all times is best. Avoid that second look to prevent any temptations.
Jabir(raa) reported Allah’s Messenger as saying, “Behold, no person should spend the night with a married woman, but only in case he is married to her or he is her mahrem.” [Bukhari]

According to Imam Nawawi, it is forbidden to sit with a woman in seclusion and there is perfect agreement amongst the jurists on this point that it is absolutely prohibited. It is significant to note that here in this hadith when sitting with a married woman is prohibited, the gravity of sin in sitting with an unmarried woman can well be imagined. There are more chances of one’s being led astray in the company of an unmarried woman as compared to a married woman. This hadith also shows how Islam is vehemently opposed to free mixing of males and females, and thus of co-education and joint meetings of men and women.

Uqba b Amir(raa) reported Allah’s Messenger as saying, “Beware of getting into the houses and meeting women (in seclusion).” A person from the Ansar said, “Allah’s Messenger, what about husband’s brother?” Whereupon he said, “The husband’s brother is like death.” [Muslim]

This hadith is very strong because being the brother-in-law and a member of the household he would have more opportunity to be alone with the wife of his brother.
Umar(raa) reported that the Prophet said, “A man shall never keep alone with a woman except that the third between them is the Shayton.” [Tirmidhi]

Allah says in Surah Bani Israel 17:32
“And come not near to the unlawful sexual intercourse. Verily, it is a Fâhishah [i.e. anything that transgresses its limits (a great sin)], and an evil way (that leads one to Hell unless Allâh forgives him).”

The footnote to this verse (Revised edition of the English translation of the Qur’an) states; Adultery is not only shameful in itself and inconsistent with any self respect for others, but it opens the road to many evils. It destroys the basis of the family, it works against the interests of the children born or to be born, it may cause murders and feuds and loss of reputation and property and also loosen permanently the bonds of society. Not only should it be avoided as a sin, but any approach or temptation to it should be avoided.

There is not a single instance in the history of early Islam of men and women being allowed to meet each other freely in any social, political or religious gatherings.. In reference to visiting the Masjid, While men are obligated to pray at the Masjids in congregation, women on the other hand are encouraged to offer their prayers in their homes.

This of coarse is not to say that women cannot pray at the Masjid, but it is recommended for them to do so as stated by the Prophet, Umm Humaid Sa’idiyya(raa) reported, She asked, “Oh Prophet of Allah, I desire to offer prayers under your leadership.” The Holy Prophet said, “I know that, but your offering the prayer in a corner is better than your offering it in you closet and your offering the prayer in your closet is better than offering it in the courtyard of your house, and your offering the prayer in the courtyard is better than offering it in the neighboring Masjid, and your offering it in the neighboring Masjid is better than your offering it in the biggest Masjid of the town.” [Ahmad & Tabarani]

Despite the conditions that the women adhere to when going to the Masjid, Umar(raa) felt that there was a danger in mixing up the sexes in congregations, he fixed a separate entrance for the women only, and forbade the men to use it. [Abu Dawud]

Hamza b. Abu Usaid Ansari transmitted through his father that the Prophet was coming out of the Masjid when he found that the men and women had got mixed up. He asked the women to go behind and said, “It is not proper for you to walk in the middle of the street. You should walk on the edge of the street.” After this command, women walked so near the walls of the houses that their long sheets (over-garments) sometimes got stuck into the walls. [Abu Dawud]

Women are entitled to have their dignity and privacy preserved and protected. These so-called ‘Women’s Rights” have stripped women of their rights. They encourage women to work with men and wear ‘nice’ clothes, to carry on personal conversations with the men they work with, and we have all seen what these “Rights” have gotten them… Sexual Harassment cases by the thousands. Allah has given us, through the Prophet Muhammad and the Qur’an, a guided Path, an easy way to make it through this life to the next. By avoiding any situation that might lead to unwanted personal conversation and mixing we are protecting our society. Some may think that a conversation , in a public place around a room full of people with a man is acceptable, but ask yourselves, ‘Would the same situation be acceptable if it were between two teens, male and female?” We are our children’s example, it is important for us not to give them mixed ideas. “Do as I say not as I do” is completely unacceptable in Islam.

In conclusion, we know that Islam removes the possible causes which may breed corruption. It strikes hard at the root of evil and suggests measures which may bring about peaceful, happy, and harmonious relations among Muslims. From these verses and hadith we find they discourage free unbridled contact between man and woman in order to check undesirable impulses. Most of the moral depravity and perversion of modern society today is the result of disregarding the safeguards. We as Muslims should not submit ourselves to believing that a harmless conversation between a man and woman in nothing more. This society wants to influence you into believing that, when we know what Allah and His Messenger have said. Without the constant remembrance of Allah we may start falling into this corrupted society. Reading, researching, and putting into action what we’ve learned is detrimental to our preservation as a Muslim community. Allah says in Surah Al-Ahzab 33:36,
“ It is not for a believer, man or woman, when Allâh and His Messenger have decreed a matter that they should have any option in their decision. And whoever disobeys Allâh and His Messenger, he has indeed strayed in a plain error.”

May Allah accept this paper based on my limited knowledge and forgive me and others for our unintentional errors. Ameen

1. Allah commands the believing men and women in the Qur’an to lower their gaze.
2. Allah commands in the Qur’an the believing women to not play with their voices when speaking to men to not provoke someone in who’s heart is a disease.
3. The Prophet made a special door for the women in the Masjid.
4. The Prophet would sit down until the women would leave so that they would not mix with the men outside.
5. One time the women had not gone home quickly enough and the men came out and there was mixing. The Prophet became angry, told the women to move to the side and let the men pass.
6. In the hadith of Sa’d saying that if he found his wife with another man he would kill him immediately, the Prophet said that he had more jealously then Sa’d and that Allah had more jealously then him.
7. In the hadith where a snake came into a Muslim woman’s house and she ran outside in her home clothes, her husband saw her and he pulled out his arrow to kill her. Then someone told him, wait and ask her first. The end of the story being that she told him there was a snake, he tried killing the snake and was killed by the snake. The point being that he was ready to kill his wife for coming out of the house in unbefitting clothes.
8. The hadith of the woman that came to ask the Prophet questions in Hajj, Al-Fadl (who was riding with the Prophet) was looking at her, and she looking at him. The Prophet physically took him by the cheek and moved his face away.
9. The Prophet forbade that a man and woman should be in Khalwah (seclusion). Umar continued, “Even if he was going to teach her the Qur’an.”
10. Even a man’s brother and uncle are not mahram for a woman. If she – for example – were to cover her face, it is not permissible for her to uncover or be alone with her husband’s brother or uncle.

That’s just a glimpse of some of the Verses and Hadith mentioned.

Source

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Don't you just hate it when you find yourself talking to a truck driving backwards.

when i woke up the next morning i had the worst headache. which i normally get due to sleep deprivation.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!……BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

my bloody phone.

i should really turn that off, not helping my headache one bit. i checked the caller id. Cass, again. lets just let that one go to voice mail.

i got up and grabbed an up and go from the fridge, and finished the last of mums coffe that she left on the bench before running out the door to work.

BBRRIINNNGG BRRINNG!

ohh god, the home phone now. leave me alone! i picked it up

‘hello?’

‘JOSE! why didnt you answer you phone?’

‘Didn’t want to, plus i have a headache.’

‘ok. Anyhoos.. i have an idea!’

‘mmmm, spill’

‘well i was thinking just like in the movie we would try and make him undatable, and all..’

‘yer’

‘ so to start off we should think of ways to really emabrass him so that no one will have to go though my kind of pain again.’

‘ok’

’so can i come over and we can start brainstorming?”

’sure but not straight away, i feel like shit at the present’

‘ok, be there in 20 mintues!’

beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep

‘no! i need more time! longer than that!’

i was talking to a truck driving backwards. great, better get cleaned up.

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

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Much Ado About What??

Esquire is featuring Miranda Kerr, an Australian model, who has also received attention from other publications.  The article says

“Miranda Kerr was the first Australian model to join that superhot clique, the Victoria’s Secret Angels. (Why her? See photos.) Yes, she dates the wimpy Orlando Bloom. But we’ll try not to hold that against her.”

Actually I do not care about Bloom.  What I want to ask is “what’s to like, or to rave about??”   Her butt is OK, her breasts are small, her face definitely will NOT launch a thousand ships.

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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

@WhyisDaddycryin's Click

I have mentioned @whyisdaddycryin on this blog before.  Like so many of my cyber-friends and “click story” contributors, I stumbled into him on Twitter.  Like Nicole, he is one of those tweeters that makes the extra effort to connect with people.  He is also an incredible writer and I’ve been telling him since the first time I read his blog that he must write a novel.  You can read his blog here and in the following click story you can read how it all started!

My “click moment?”

In high school I journaled….mostly about all the hot young ladies who I loved, yet would never give me the time of day. Mostly about how much I wanted a piano to fall from the sky and land on my father. Mostly about how I couldn’t wait to get the hell out and go to college.

In college I majored in journalism and minored in professional writing. Taking tests was like asking me to slam my head in a door for hours on end. Writing pages and pages of fiction and non-fiction was like asking me to take the hottest lady in college on a free trip to Vegas for the weekend. Well….maybe NOT so much like that, but you get my drift.

I wrote…some….in college—enough to get a taste. Enough to get a reaction from professors and other students that were somewhat warm and encouraging.

I graduated…served as an editor for a newspaper….got into marketing and public relations….started a family with the wifey—writing took a backseat. But it was always there…lurking…nagging….and categorized low amongst many other priorities.

This past summer we became friends with @momomatic . A hilarious blogger, amazing jewelry maker, and damn good friend. Our sons went to the same school and the wifey came home one day, “so one of Grayson’s friend’s mom is a blogger and on Twitter, you should check her out.”

So I looked her up, read her tweets, checked out her blog and immediately dug her humor. It’s unfiltered, unadulterated and honest humor about the stuff most people won’t talk about.

A month or so later after we’d met, started hanging out, and talking – she says, “I know you’re saying you wanna blog….you should write something as a guest blog and I’ll post it!”

Within a day I’d knocked out a post about how I’d recently learned my wife loves afternoon sex, but how unbelievably inconvenient that is for our lives with two kids. The feedback I got from that post was unbelievable. It was like being handed my first hit of crack, taking it, and knowing I was hooked.

The proverbial “click” was defining. Humbling. Exciting. Overwhelming. In August I launched www.WhyIsDaddyCrying.com and immediately started ramping up my Twitter relationships by just engaging with those following me. It’s been an experience ever since. But I can say, the relationships, the lessons learned, the support, the feedback….it’s all been an amazing whirlwind.

I can’t thank @momomatic enough for breaking down that wall I’d placed in front of my writing. Her encouragement, friendship and motivating prose have thrown me into the realm of my brain I’d always been hesitant to enter. And, I thank her dearly and promise to never pee in her rose bushes again.

I’ve enjoyed being real, being open, being honest, being true to putting my life out there. I have tons of ideas where it will all go, no clear direction and so I just continue to sway down this crazy road and digging every minute.

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Angelina Jolie in hot leather clothing - Dominatrix Pictures!!!

So… I was just watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith and just about lost my mind when I saw Angelina in leather. She looked like a tall dominatrix goddess! Believe me, I would love to worship her in that outfit! I also have some pictures of her in this stunning Michael Kors leather dress. Now, the dominatrix pictures from the movie at first looked a bit like latex (which I also adore) but looking at the way it fit her and based on what I read online its definitely leather which makes it all the more alluring! I am going to post a few different pictures both of the leather dress and the outfit from the movie. I think dominatrix clothing is so sexy in general!

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

S.43 Shove It In

I wish I’d meet a man like my ex-fiancee  a man who knew how to shove it in me and make me feel like a filthy slut.  A guy who knows how to make a slut feel like a lady – that’s what I want.

My ex and I – there were times he would get behind me and shove it in so fast and hard that I would have to hold my breath while he pulled on the bars in my nipples.  He knew I wouldn’t break, but he tried his best to make it happen.  Every time we came together, it was the best orgasm we ever had.  We would scream and make noises and he’s choke out words while he squirted inside me – “whore… slut… fucking… love… you…”

I’ll never forget the look on his face when he was on top of me, shoving it in me.

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Erotica Anyone?

Erotica has been a part of society for longer than most would like to acknowledge. It has been created by nearly every civilization, ancient and modern. Through paintings, sculptures, photography, dramatic arts, music and writings, we have all been somehow moved by the scenes, readings, visions and sounds of the erotic.

With modern technology, we began to see pornography come into the picture, and somehow the beauty and the sensuality that was once associated with the erotic arts became something profane and to most, offensive.

I ask that you take a moment to look through some of the ancient art and sculptures that depict an erotic nature. Early cultures often associated the sexual act with supernatural forces and thus their religion is intertwined with such depictions.

I have been intrigued by the erotic arts for as long as I can remember. While I never took a liking to pornography, I was always drawn to ancient erotic art: Sunga Empire sculptures (India) from 1st century BCE or the paintings of the ancient Greeks.

About 12 years ago, I was introduced to erotic literature. My first book was The Story of O by Anne Decios, under the pen name Pauline Reage. I had always enjoyed reading and being able to envision what was happening in the book. But, when I picked up an erotic book, I was hooked!

It’s been a long while since I’ve been reminded of the bliss that eroticism brings. Somehow, I managed to surround myself with people who thought the complete opposite of me, and I’ve subdued my curiosity and love of the erotic arts. I have learned to embrace this about myself and have made the decision to remove anything or anyone from my path that looks down on me for it. I am liberated…

If you haven’t read a book lately, I strongly suggest you pick up something with a little bit of spice. Any of Anais Nin’s books are nice, as is The Story of O, or if you want to be daring, pick up the Sleeping Beauty Chronicles by Anne Rice. She goes by A.N. Roquelaure in this trilogy.

Although porn is great for a quick fix, there’s nothing more exciting and exhilarating than using your imagination.

For a history on Erotica, I ask that you check out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions.

Leave your comments and stay tuned for more erotic topics.

Happy love making,

Dalliance Soiree

Coming soon: www.dalliancesoiree.com

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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Kontes Gay Pertama Di Tiongkok


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Beijing Delapan pemuda ganteng mengikuti kontes Mr Gay pertama di Tiongkok. Pemenangnya, nanti boleh mewakili Tiongkok di ajang internasional, yang akan berlangsung di Norwegia.

Namun, sang pemenang juga mendapat tugas berat lain, bertindak sebagai duta besar aktif kaum homo dan lesbian, di negeri mereka sendiri.

Tampak bahagia, potret mereka terpampang di halaman muka penerbitan koran pemerintah Tiongkok berbahasa Inggris, China Daily: dua pria Tiongkok. Mereka mengaku pasangan homo resmi pertama di Tiongkok.

Memang, mereka tidak punya buku nikah, karena undang-undang tidak mengenal ikatan pernikahan dengan jenis kelamin sama. Namun, hal itu tidak merintangi hasrat Zeng Anquan dan Pan Wenjie, untuk satu sama lain berjanji setia di muka umum.

Selain tanpa buku nikah, juga tidak ada orangtua dan relasi hetero mereka. Karena malu, mereka tidak ada yang hadir. Bagi kebanyakan warga Cina, homo seksualitas masih tabu. Padahal, sekitar 30 juta warga homo dan lesbian Tiongkok kini tidak mau lagi menyembunyikan diri.

Hingga tahun 1997, homo seksualitas dianggap sebagai pelanggaran. Selanjutnya, sejak 2001 termasuk gangguan psikiatri. Keterbukaan mengenai homo seksualitas sekarang ini, merupakan hal baru bagi tiongkok.

Sejak terbebas dari cap ‘kriminal’, dengan berhati-hati ‘masyarakat pelangi’ mulai berani membuka diri. Ini bisa berhasil, karena pada umumnya, moral tradisional puritan sedikit demi sedikit mulai lenyap. Saat ini, pasangan tanpa menikah, berciuman di muka umum dan penerangan seksual, di kota-kota besar tampaknya sudah bisa diterima.

Akhirnya, pada tahun 2009 kaum Gay Tiongkok benar-benar membuka diri. Atlet-atlet negeri itu mengikuti Pesta Olahraga Kaum Homoseksual di Kopenhagen. Shanghai menyelenggarakan Parade Gay pertama. Dan Yunan, dengan bantuan pemerintah, membuka bar homo. Dan Jum’at ini, Beijing menyelenggarakan pemilihan Mr Gay pertama.

Kontes ini menarik perhatian media, kata Ben Zhang, organisator Gayographic: “Tapi, 99,9 persen wartawan yang hadir, adalah wartawan asing. Media tiongkok tidak memberitakan peristiwa ini.”

Ia tidak menjelaskan apakah ia mengundang mereka. Zhang tidak mau terlalu memaksa. “Kami baru akan merasa lega, jika kontes tersebut telah berlangsung. Kita tidak pernah yakin. Bisa saja, kegiatan seperti itu, pada saat-saat terakhir, dengan berbagai alasan, dilarang pemerintah.”

Delapan kandidat akan bertarung di sebuah diskotek, menjadi wakil negeri mereka pada kontes tingkat dunia di Norwegia. Butir penilaian: kepribadian, daya tarik, dan tentu saja harus tampil mempesona dengan celana renang.

Namun, yang paling penting sebenarnya Mr Gay Tiongkokharus tampak ceria, aktif dan sehat, sebagai dutabesar di negeri sendiri. Karena, ia harus berusaha menghilangkan sekian banyak prasangka buruk.

Hal itu juga berlaku bagi kalangan homo sendiri, jelas Li Lian, seorang pemotong rambut berusia 30 tahun. Kini pun ia masih berangan-angan, suatu saat, akan bangun tidur, dan berubah menjadi seorang hetero.

“Polisi sering melancarkan razia di taman-taman, menangkap beberapa orang pria. Saya tertarik pada pria-pria tersebut. Jadi, saya juga takut ditangkap.”

Sebelumnya, ia pernah menikah, dan lalu bercerai. “Saya menikah selama tiga tahun. dan kemudian bercerai, masih dalam keadaan sebagai perjaka.” Lalu ia memberi tahu orangtuanya, bahwa ia hanya tertarik pada pria. Sejak itu, pertanyaan orangtua padanya selalu sama: “Sudah sembuh?” Seolah-olah homo seksualitas itu semacam penyakit pilek.

Li, adalah nama samaran, dan ia tidak mau dipotret. Ternyata, kebiasaan untuk menutup diri, masih sangat dalam.

Walaupun kaum homo Tiongkok masih harus menempuh perjalanan panjang, posisi mereka tidak seburuk nasib kaum homo di Afrika. Di puluhan negeri Afrika, hubungan seksual antara pasangan homo atau lesbian, mendapat ancaman hukuman penjara bertahun-tahun.

Di Sudan, kaum homo yang ditangkap, terlebih dulu mendapat hukuman cambuk, lalu baru dijebloskan ke tahanan.

Berbeda dengan situasi di Afrika, tradisi agama di Tiongkok tidak mengenal tabu dalam soal homo seksualitas. Homo seksualitas hanya bentrok dengan salahsatu kewajiban tradisional Cina paling penting, bagi seorang anak laki-laki atau perempuan: mempersembahkan cucu pada orangtua.

Kadang, orangtua menduga, anak mereka hanya berbuat iseng dengan teman-teman satu jenis kelamin. Paling jauh, mereka menganggap hal ini tidak terlalu serius.

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Three's Company

A Comedy Classic!

The great Three’s Company ran on ABC from 1977 to 1984.

The original cast consisted of John Ritter (Jack), Suzanne Somers (Chrissy), Joyce Dewitt (Janet), Norman Fell (Stanley Roper), Audra Lindley (Helen Roper), and Richard Kline (Larry).

The show was a remake of a successful British series called “Man about the House“.

Due to it’s sexy young characters, plotlines revolving around sexual innuendo, and some of the revealing wardrobe worn by the female characters, the show was pretty controversial for it’s period but is real tame by today’s standards.

John Ritter, Richard Kline, and Joyce Dewitt were the only actors to last the entire 8 seasons of the show. Suzanne Somers left after a nasty contract battle with the network after season 5. She was replaced by Jenilee Harrison who played Chrissy’s clumsy cousin Cindy. Harrison lasted one season and then was replaced by Priscilla Barnes who played new roommate Terri. Norman Fell and Audra Lindley starred as landlords “The Ropers” for the first 3 seasons and then left to star in their own sitcom “The Ropers” which was later cancelled after just one season. Veteran actor Don Knotts, best known as “Barney Fife” on “The Andy Griffith Show” was brought in for season 4 to play new landlord Ralph Furley, a role he played for the remainder of the series. After season 8, it was decided that Jack would get married and move out and a spin-off called “Three’s a Crowd” was developed for him. Like “The Ropers”, it too was cancelled after just one season.

Three’s Company has been in syndication ever since it went off the air and has gone on to become one of the most popular sitcoms in Television History.

The show placed in the top-8 in the ratings during six of it’s eight seasons.

John Ritter won an Emmy Award for his role as Jack Tripper, while Norman Fell won a Golden Globe Award for his role as Stanley Roper.

While this great show lives on, we have lost beloved cast members John Ritter, Don Knotts, Audra Lindley, and Norman Fell. They are all greatly missed.

All seasons are currently available on DVD and the show can be seen in reruns on TV LAND.

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Animate Object (A Rough Sketch)

A very rough sketch.

The much-bemoaned sexist model* of straight sexuality centers an active masculine subject acting upon a passive feminine object. At its best, this is consensual role-playing. At it’s worst it is socially snactioned rape. In some recent conversations, I’ve become interested in the ways that stone sexual practice turns this dynamic inside out. [*Or the feminist model of the sexist model, perhaps.]

Note: I am referring to the classic stone butch/femme model as I understand it, the key indicators of which include: butch and femme as active and receptive respectively, no direct stimuation of the stone butch partner, and femme pleasure and satisfaction as the guiding objective, measure of success, and criterion for completion. Many have made mention of the last item — feminine enjoyment as raison d’être — in analyzing the differences between classic butch/femme frameworks and heteronormative frameworks.

How do we assign subject/object functions in a sex act? Are they by definition the same as active/passive roles? Do we read sex like a sentence so that the “object” is recipient of a subject’s performance of a verb? And if so then through what unsound cipher is such a sentence translated? (See: penetrate vs engulf.)

Or do we read sex like analyzed text, jumping from subject/object to objectification? Does object mean “object of desire”? Whose? What do we talk about when we talk about sexual objects?

A thought experiment: To whatever extent the “object” is a person who functions “merely [solely]* as an instrument (object) towards the [other] person’s sexual pleasure,” we can say that stone butch/femme practice inverts the subject/object relationship, giving us not masculine-active-subject & feminine-receptive-object, but rather masculine-active-object & feminine-receptive-subject. [*I dislike the connotation of "merely" for this case, though the denotation is correct.]

And this — the subject/object inversion — is the key difference between classic butch/femme practice and the heteronormative model. Perhaps I’m too literal, but it’s right there in the name.

(Is the animate object moving where movement should not be?)

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Week two of the column

Here is my week 2 column:

Some couples suck.

They may suck a lot of face, they may suck at being apart and they may suck the life out of each other. As a single person, it is not your job to witness, define or help them deal with their suckage. You are not Dr. Phil.

The only realistic procedure when meeting these couples that suck is hop on your Jet Ski and zoom away from their Titanic of a relationship before Leo DiCaprio pulls you into the freezing ocean with him.

So how do you distinguish a couple at Ohio University that sucks from a couple that is OK? Simple. Read my descriptions of each couple and memorize these maneuvers to escape the ones that suck. Trust me on this; evasion is my middle name.

The Level-Three Clingers:

BEWARE, I tell you. BEWARE of these level-three clingers. These are the people who invite you out with them and spend the entire night suction cupped to each other’s bodies. They will not talk to you, they will not look at you and they will not rescue you from the 55-year-old townie who hits on you.

The only thing they will do is notice when you try to slip away from them. In that second, as you desperately head for the door, they split apart like amoeba, shoot you puppy eyes and demand to know where you are going. Evasion Maneuver: Run like hell, do not make eye contact and do not give the townie your phone number on the way out.

The Co-Dependent Independents:

Those couples must be feared even more than the clingers because they fake independence and fun. Do not be deceived.

Like the clingers, these couples invite you out for a wild night in Athens. At the beginning of the evening, they shower you with love and attention. But then, the first heavy-lidded look passes between them. No, that was not a mirage; it was the first warning sign you have encountered co-dependent independents.

While Rita pulls you over to the couch to gab about all the cute boys in the room, Benny will step away for a second to talk to his friend Chad. That is when it happens. Suddenly, Rita will break into tears, tell you she thinks Benny doesn’t love her anymore and drag you to the bathroom.

You will spend the rest of the night watching snot drip down her face and wondering how you could be so naive. Evasion Maneuver: Run like hell, do not make eye contact and do not slip on Rita’s snot.

The Non-Sucky Couple:

Thank goodness for these diamonds in the rough. If it weren’t for them I would never have any friends to hang out with.

These couples are the type that you can have fun with and not worry that the night will become Halloween 4. They carry on conversations without including the name of their significant others and they even rescue you from creepy guys. These couples are so comfortable with their relationship that they don’t even need to sit on the same couch when watching a movie.

There remains one danger associated with these couples, namely that they will be so perfect for each other you might feel a twinge or two (or eight) of jealousy at their luck in finding each other. If you start to feel depressed, spend a night with either a level-three clinger couple or some co-dependent independents.

Remind yourself that 50 percent of all marriages end in divorce, that you don’t have to answer to anyone at the end of the night and that you have an entire pack of Oreos desperately awaiting your return. Unlike some people, those delicious cookies won’t be mad if you choose to make your night a little more exciting by having a threesome with milk

Or you just want a video summary:

<3 Keep blabbing

Jane

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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Boneka "Mainan" Khusus Pria Dewasa!Gila..

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Kaum lelaki hidung belang kini tak harus menemui pekerja seks komersil (PSK) untuk menyalurkan birahinya. Pasalnya, di Amerika Serikat sudah diciptakan robot penyalur kebutuhan seks lelaki, yang segera dijual bebas.

Perusahaan pencipta sekaligus penjual, TrueCompanion, menamai produk mereka Roxxxy, yang diklaim sebagai robot seks pertama di dunia. Boneka robot ini dirancang khusus sebagai teman kencan.

Robot ini dilengkapi dengan program inteligensia buatan untuk mempelajari hal-hal yang disukai maupun yang tidak disukai pemakai.

“Dia akan mampu berbicara, mendengarkan, mengikuti percakapan, dan merasakan sentuhan sekaligus menjadi teman sejati Anda,” demikian menurut keterangan TrueCompanion dalam laman mereka.

Tak hanya itu, “Dia bisa mengalami orgasme saat Anda menyentuhnya,” lanjut TrueCompanion.

Demi memuaskan keinginan pelanggan yang beragam, boneka Roxxxy ini menampilkan “sejumlah karakter.” Diantaranya, “Farrah si Frigid,” “Wendy si Liar,” “Martha perempuan Dewasa” dan lain-lain.

Pencipta Roxxxy, Douglas Hines, mengungkapkan bahwa kreasinya itu mulai dijual pekan depan. “Harganya berkisar US$7.000 – US$9.000, plus biaya berlangganan,” kata Hines seperti yang dikutip di laman PC Magazine. Biaya belangganan ini penting agar pemrogram bisa memberi input karakter baru bagi Roxxxy.

Saat ditanya, apa yang membuat Hines merancang robot seks itu, dia menjawabnya dengan enteng. “Setelah tragedi 11 September [9/11], saya ingin memberi kontribusi,” kata Hines merujuk tragedi serangan teroris di Amerika Serikat pada 2001. • VIVAnews

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Stay Tuned For Upcoming Posts This Week

Hello to all! I hope you all had a fantastic weekend! If you didn’t, that’s fine, that’s why Monday is here, and your favorite blog, to CHEER YOU UP!

So I just wanted to let you, my loyal readers, know what to look out for this week on Re:Wind – Love, Sex, And Family. I have been gone for a couple days, but returned to some great news regarding our blog, and how it MAY be featured in a magazine. I won’t go into details, until I have them myself.

OK so like I was saying I wanted to let you know about some of the things to look out for this week here. Upcoming posts include, “Let The Animals Be Animals”, “Don’t Play Me For A Clown”, AND “Revenge Is A Beverage Best Served Cold”.

I hope that keeps you interested! I want to take the time to thank you guys for reading my blog, and taking part in this amazing transformation that is going on here. Remember if you ever have anything to say, or any suggestions, either email me, or COMMENT! OK, love you mean it!

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

6 Unexpected Health Benefits of Sex

By Donald Zimmer

I’ve recently collected another daunting pile of questions regarding the health benefits of sex.

Through the years of my career, and I imagine through the ages of all humanity, this has been a resurfacing question. Typically I answer questions pertaining to the health benefits of sex on a one-on-one basis, but since I know that there are many more men out there who are asking themselves the same question I thought it admissible to address the topic here.

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A Word on Drunken Kink

Last night was fun for sure. If I could remember all of it…

I went to a party with the boy. Needless to say, I drank one too many Jack and cokes and when I’m drinking whiskey, I’m getting horny. We left the party a little early because I couldn’t stop trying to reach my hand down his pants in every dark corner we found. I’m usually a dom and always get my way, but this night he was feeling on the controlling side of things. Instead of submitting to my desire to choke his cock, he grabbed my hand, pushed me up against the wall and told me to stop, “Or, I’ll get a spanking.” I put my hands behind my back and quietly said, “Yes, sir.” He then pulled me to the car and we took off for home. When we got inside he explained to me that I was being a bad girl and I needed to pull down my pants for a spanking. I pulled them down and bent over the dining room table where he spanked me until my ass was hot red.

Unfortunately, at this sexy point my memory gets fuzzy. I begged to be punished and this included binding, gagging, biting, and choking while he fucked me in the ass and pussy. I woke up with bruises all over my body and he reminded me of what took place. Now we’ve been in a relationship for a couple years, and due to this he has a pretty good understanding of what’s too rough for me. This could have been a VERY bad night if we were new partners.

Wow… I remember it being a fucking great night, but it wouldn’t have been so great without the boy holding himself back even when I was begging for everything to be harder. I usually don’t practice drunken kink for this particular reason. Things could have easily gotten out of hand. So that’s my word of advice that even I need to follow more strictly.

NO KINKING UNDER THE INFLUENCE!

I’m also going to hold off on drinking as well. It totally ruins a day when you’re too hungover to get out of bed until 2pm…

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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Avatar - StoryLine

In 2154, the RDA corporation is mining Pandora, a lush, Earth-like moon of the planet Polyphemus. Parker Selfridge (Giovanni Ribisi) heads the mining operation, and it employs former marines for security. The corporation intends to exploit Pandora’s reserves of a valuable mineral called unobtanium. Pandora is inhabited by the Na’vi, a blue-skinned neolithic species of sapient humanoids with feline characteristics. Physically stronger and taller than humans, the Na’vi live in harmony with Nature, worshiping a mother goddess called Eywa.
Humans cannot survive exposure to Pandora’s atmosphere for very long and use oxygen masks. In an attempt to improve relations with the natives, scientists create human-Na’vi hybrids called avatars, controlled by genetically-matched human operators. The scientists also lead schools for the Na’vi to learn English and to interact with the humans. Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a paraplegic former marine, becomes a last-minute replacement for his identical twin brother, a recently-murdered scientist trained to be an avatar operator. Dr. Grace Augustine (Sigourney Weaver), the head of the Avatar Program, considers Sully an inadequate replacement for his brother, and relegates him to a bodyguard role.
Jake escorts Augustine and biologist Norm Spellman (Joel David Moore) on an exploratory mission in their avatar forms to make contact with the Na’vi, in order to help establish diplomatic relations to solve the problem of resources and end the constant threat of violence. The group is attacked by a large predator, and Jake becomes separated and lost. Attempting to survive the night in Pandora’s dangerous jungles, he is rescued by Neytiri (Zoe Saldaña), a female Na’vi. Neytiri brings Jake to Hometree, which is inhabited by Neytiri’s clan, the Omaticaya. Mo’at (C. C. H. Pounder), the Na’vi shaman and Neytiri’s mother, shows interest in the warrior “Dream-walker” (their term for the Avatars), and instructs her daughter to teach Jake their ways. Colonel Miles Quaritch (Stephen Lang), leader of the security forces for RDA, promises Jake his “real legs” back in exchange for intelligence about the natives and what it will take for them to abandon Hometree, which rests above a large deposit of unobtanium.
Over three months, Jake grows close to Neytiri and the Omaticaya and begins preferring the life he lives through the avatar. Jake’s attachment erodes his loyalty toward RDA’s agenda. He is initiated into the Omaticaya, and he and Neytiri choose each other as mates. Jake’s change of loyalty is revealed when he disables a bulldozer’s cameras as it destroys the tribe’s ‘Tree of Voices’. Col. Quaritch disconnects Jake from his avatar and presents Selfridge and Dr. Augustine with a vlog in which Jake admits that his mission is fruitless; the humans have nothing the Omaticaya desire, and they will never abandon Hometree. Selfridge is convinced that negotiations will fail and orders Hometree’s destruction.
Augustine argues that the destruction of Hometree could affect the vast bio-botanical neural network that all Pandoran organisms are connected to, and Selfridge gives Jake one hour to convince the Na’vi to leave Hometree. When he reveals his mission to the Omaticaya, Neytiri accuses him of betraying them, resulting in Jake and Augustine’s imprisonment. Jake’s time runs out and Quaritch’s forces destroy Hometree, killing Eytucan (Wes Studi), Neytiri’s father and clan chief, and many others. Jake and Augustine are disconnected from their avatars and detained for treason along with Norm. Trudy Chacón (Michelle Rodriguez), a security force pilot who is disgusted by the violence, breaks them out. During their escape Quaritch shoots Augustine. With Augustine dying, Jake turns to the Omaticaya for help. To regain their trust he tames the Toruk, a powerful flying beast that only five Na’vi have ever tamed. Jake flies to the Omaticaya, who have gathered at the sacred Tree of Souls, and pleads with Mo’at to heal Augustine. They attempt to transplant her “soul” into her avatar, but her injuries are too severe.
With the assistance of Neytiri and Tsu’Tey (Laz Alonso), the new leader of the Omaticaya, Jake assembles thousands of Na’vi from other clans. Jake prays to Eywa to intercede on behalf of the Na’vi in the coming battle. Quaritch, noting the rapid mobilization of Na’vi clans, convinces Selfridge to authorize a preemptive strike on the Tree of Souls. Because it is a center of Na’vi religion and culture, its destruction would leave the Na’vi too demoralized to resist further human encroachment.
As the humans attack, the Na’vi fight back but suffer heavy casualties, among them Tsu’Tey and Trudy. When the Na’vi are on the verge of defeat, the Pandoran wildlife suddenly attacks the humans, overwhelming them. Neytiri interprets this as Eywa answering Jake’s prayer. Jake destroys the main bomber before it can reach the Tree of Souls. Quaritch escapes in an AMP (Amplified Mobility Platform) suit, finds the avatar interface pod where Jake’s human body is located and attacks it, exposing Jake to Pandora’s atmosphere. Neytiri kills Quaritch and saves Jake, seeing his human form. With the attack repelled, Jake and Neytiri reaffirm their love.
The humans are expelled from Pandora, while Jake and his closest co-workers remain. Jake is seen wearing the insignia of the Omaticaya leader. The film ends with Jake’s consciousness being transplanted into his Na’vi avatar and his life continuing as a Na’vi.

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Dịch vụ mới ở phố Hàng Chiếu: Alo sung sướng!

Thời gian gần đây, khi các cơ quan chức năng tăng cường kiểm tra hoạt động buôn bán đồ “sung sướng” trên phố Hàng Chiếu, hoạt động buôn bán thứ hàng này chuyển sang hình khác, chỉ cần alo là hàng sẽ đến ngay.

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Muốn mua, hỏi chủ quán nước

Trong vai một nhân viên nhà nghỉ, tôi đi tìm mua đồ “sung sướng” về cho khách hàng. Khác những lần trước, cứ lên phố Hàng Chiếu sẽ bắt gặp ngay vài người phụ nữ ra chào mời mua hàng, hôm nay mãi mà tôi không thấy ai cả nên ghé vào một quán nước bên đường thử dò hỏi.

Nghe tôi hỏi muốn mua một số loại thuốc dành cho nam và một số bao cao su cao cấp, sau một chút thận trọng thăm dò, bác Th. bán nước bảo: “Mua bao nhiêu cũng có, đợi mấy phút thôi, tôi gọi mấy đứa em mang hàng ra”.

Muốn mua đồ “sung sướng” chỉ cần hỏi những người bán rong ở vỉa hè.

Trong khi ngồi chờ, bác Th. kể: “Dạo này làm ăn khó lắm, buôn bán khó khăn lãi lời chẳng là bao, không may bị bắt thì vào tù như chơi nên chúng nó ngồi trong góc ngõ nào đó. Nếu có khách cần “hàng”, tôi gọi là mấy đứa mang đến ngay”.

Tôi “trấn an” bác Th.: “Nghe nói nếu bị bắt chỉ bị phạt hành chính thôi”, bác Th. phản đối ngay: “Làm gì có chuyện phạt hành chính. Ai mà hôm nay còn liên lạc được, nếu mai không liên lạc được là đã bị bắt rồi đấy”…

Sau vài phút chờ, một chị tay cầm chiếc túi nhỏ chạy lại chỗ tôi ngồi, mở cái túi mà ở trong có vài vỉ thuốc màu xanh và màu trắng, và bắt đầu tư vấn về các mặt hàng mình có.

“Em lấy loại nào? Nếu mua về cho khách dùng thì lấy loại Viagra, đảm bảo mỹ mãn luôn. Giá cả mỗi vỉ thuốc 4 viên là 200 nghìn đồng. Hàng Việt Nam đấy, không phải hàng Tàu đâu. Cứ yên tâm”.

Chị này còn nói thêm: “Mua bao cao su thì em phải đặt hàng trước, cho địa chỉ và số điện thoại, chị cho người mang đến tận nhà, đỡ phải đi lại…”.

Giá thuốc tăng theo… giá vàng

Thấy tôi từ chối mua hàng vì chê đắt, bác Th. lại lấy số điện thoại của một chị tên là Ph.,  gọi mang hàng đến. Lát sau, chị Ph. xuất hiện với “hành trang” giống hệt người trước đó, với cái túi xách và vài vỉ thuốc. Cùng loại thuốc tôi từng hỏi mua lúc nãy, chị ra giá 35 đến 40 nghìn. Chị nói rõ đây là hàng của Trung Quốc, nhưng không phải hàng vớ vẩn như bột mỳ đâu.

Chị này còn lấy thêm một số lọ thuốc màu trắng nhỏ trong có mấy viên màu đỏ như thuốc sắt và quảng cáo là hàng xịn, “dùng cho nam giới với giá 100 nghìn đồng/viên nhưng hiệu quả của nó còn giá trị hơn 100 nghìn gấp nhiều lần”.

Chợ bán đồ “sung sướng” ở phố Hàng Chiếu vẫn tồn tại, như thách thức nhà quản lý.

Nghe tôi chê đắt vì mọi khi chỉ có hơn 20 nghìn đồng, chị gắt một câu xanh rờn: “Vàng lên, đôla lên thì đương nhiên thuốc cũng phải lên. Giá rẻ như thế chỉ là mấy tháng trước thôi”.

Đi tiếp đến một quán nước gần ngõ Đồng Xuân, khi tôi hỏi mua thuốc, người bán nước tỏ ra cố tình không biết và chỉ vào nhà thuốc. Chỉ khi thấy tôi muốn mua nhiều, bác này mới bảo chờ và lấy ra một quyển sổ nhàu nát và vội gọi người mang hàng ra ngay.

Thế nhưng tôi lại gặp phải “cố nhân” là chị Ph. nên vụ mua bán bất thành. Thấy vậy, người bán nước liền gọi tiếp người khác, không quên quảng cáo: “Bác quen nhiều lắm, đảm bảo có nhiều hàng”. Trong khi bác gọi điện, tôi còn nghe bác nhắc chị T. mang thêm một ít thuốc cho khách đặt từ hôm trước.

Thách thức nhà quản lý

Phố Hàng Chiếu từ lâu đã trở thành điểm ngắm của các cơ quan chức năng trên địa bàn nên việc kiểm tra được tiến hành thường xuyên. Mặc dù vậy, khu chợ bán đồ “sung sướng” vẫn tồn tại, như thách thức nhà quản lý.

Theo ông Nguyễn Trường Sơn, Đội phó Đội quản lý thị trường số 2 (Chi cục Quản lý thị trường Hà Nội) nơi trực tiếp quản lý khu vực này, thì rất khó để tiếp cận các đối tượng bán hàng.

Những người bán hàng tất tưởi trên phố Hàng Chiếu

Những người bán hàng vẫn luồn lách tránh né lực lượng chức năng bằng nhiều cách, như để hàng ở một nơi, có người đến mua trao đổi xong mới đi lấy hàng. Có những người chỉ mang một cái túi xách tay, dù có nghi ngờ nhưng cũng không được phép kiểm tra túi xách.

Trước đó, Đội quản lý thị trường số 2 đã thu giữ ở những gốc cây trên phố Hàng Chiếu một khối lượng thuốc kích dục không rõ nguồn gốc. Thấy cơ quan chức năng đến, người ta bỏ của chạy lấy người hết.

Ông Sơn băn khoăn, nếu có người đứng ra nhận số hàng này thì cũng không biết xử phạt như thế nào. Vì trên thực tế, chưa có một văn bản quy định cụ thể về việc cấm buôn bán các sản phẩm đồ chơi tình dục.

Phương Thuý

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

One Perspective on Getting Intimate with an Insulin Pump

Hello, readers!  I found this link via Diabetes Mine, and the story is from A Sweet Life, which are both fantastic diabetes resources.  I recommend you read them both often!

“Tethered to the Body” by Jane Kokernak is what I find to be a rather frank look at one person’s perspective of sex with an insulin pump.  Quite honestly, it is not my approach to sex with an insulin pump, and I was most affected by how engaged I was by a viewpoint so much different from my own.  If you didn’t click the first link in this paragraph, make sure you click this one here to go read the full article.

Now a bit of commentary if you’ve already read the article…

This line nearly broke me in half:

“I will never become the sexual self that the youthful me once imagined: whole, extraordinary, and seductively bare. That is a loss.”

Perhaps I am a different breed of woman, a different kind of person with diabetes.  I’ve had an insulin pump for many years now.  In fact, I have never known sex without an insulin pump.  I do not feel a burden when I detach for intimacy.  I’ve never felt that it stifles my sexual interests or creativity any more than other momentary diversions–leg cramps, difficult bra clasps, opening of condom wrappers.  Maybe detaching my tubing has become some weird form of foreplay for me!

Sure, there are moments where NOT having a pump would make sex easier, but I am perfectly happy and not terribly bittersweet to have my little plastic pancreas there with me.  A healthier me is a sexier me, right?  That’s how I see it.  Everyone with diabetes is different.  We all have vastly differing thoughts and feelings, even in shared experiences.  Please take a moment to consider sharing some of your thoughts and experiences by submitting a story to Sweet & Sexy today.  Use the info up top to submit…it’s easy.

xoxo,

Mistress D.

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I Had a Dream That We Were Dead

Flyleaf, again. No, I didn’t have a dream that anyone was dead..I just like that song ^_^ Today started off really well, and continued to be a good day for most of the night actually. However, I found out that one of my youth kids lost their virginity a week ago…and it just breaks my heart. Plus, Dillon just emofies me. But what the frick…I’m done with that. I got on facebook and saw that Brandon had tagged me in this note thing he had done. He considers me his best friend, tied with Kayla, which makes me feel better. He then went on to say the he didn’t think he could “have a crush” on any of his best friends right now. That the stuff between us was “a long story.” There’s no long story! Just a long distance! I’m frustrated! And….really really emo. And I really don’t know why.

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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Nine (2009) Review

Film director Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis) struggles to keep his professional and private life separate as he must keep the women in his life all happy . . . and apart, whilst trying to make a new movie.

I suppose the best way to start this review is by saying how happy I am now that I have eventually seen this movie, after waiting what seems like forever after the many release changes. I have to say that Nine did certainly not disappoint me, it had a bit of everything in terms of a man’s relationship with all of the different women in his life, from his mother to his wife, his mistress to his friend, a prostitute and a reporter. (All of which are played by an extremely beautiful actress).

Everything we see takes place in Guido’s head, after seeing something in his eyes. We either see him looking back to a previous event in his life which helps explain why he is like that now or does certain things, and then a musical number takes place in his head. Mainly with him watching on, he is trying to use this to write the screenplay for his non-existant movie which everyone is very much waiting for. Especially as the set is being built and costumes being made for something that does not actually exist.

The opening of the movie takes place on set of his new movie, with all the women in his life or who have effected his life appear on the stage to some brilliant music. Thus showing that these are all going to figure in his story at some point. I really liked this opening and found it a good way to get all the women together with some very good dancing around them and grabbing the audience’s attention straight away.

Previous to seeing the movie, I had only heard two of the songs “Be Italian” (which was one of the best numbers in the movie, especially for the choreography used in it, just brilliant) and “Cinema Italiano” (which sounded good, but not as grabbing as Be Italian in my opinion. This was a very big musical number as well, with the costumes used.) Therefore I did not really know how any of the other music was going to sound, which was probably a good thing for the element of surprise and the differences in the songs but how important they were the to the story and how different characters are feeling.

I found “Take It All” by his wife (Marion Cotillard) just fantastic, showing her breaking out from his shadow and that she gave up everything for him. This number was pretty raunchy involving a striptease (which had me thinking Gypsy Rose Lee). Stating that in the end their will be nothing left of her, which is very emotional and watching you really feel for her. After watching what Guido does to her by having an affair.

“Unusual Way” by the actress (Nicole Kidman) is very emotional and I guess kind of obvious that she would also be in love with Guido as every woman seemed to be. Although while I found this more to be the love song of the movie, it wasnt about two people loving each other. It is more unrequited love from Claudia towards Guido, as they have worked together on his movies over the years. I found this quite heartbreaking as she knows that she cannot have him but in an unusual way loves him.

As Guido has many women in his life, he does at times struggle to decide which one he wants and when he wants them. He has a wife who has given up everything for him, yet still has a mistress I guess this is hard to watch in thinking that given the chance how many men would do that? I have to admit though when we first see Carla’s (Penelope Cruz) husband I actually laughed out loud as he was very ordinary and she was way too pretty for him (is that being picky? but if you have seen or see the movie you will know what I mean).

As you can expect the performances in this movie are just fantastic, but with the calibre of the cast if they weren’t good you would be extremely disappointed. Is there actually any role that Daniel Day-Lewis cannot do? I mean he really does just keep pulling out fantastic performances which are all so different. He even sings! and has a very realistic breakdown when not being able to make the movie. Judi Dench was in a role which seems all too familiar to her now, playing the person the lead talks to and gets encouragement from. She even shows another side of her as well, singing in what was quite an extravagant number. Penleope Cruz as Guido’s mistress was both charming and amusing in her scenes, but for some reason you could not actually hate her! Fergie’s number was just brilliant but I was a little disappointed that she didn’t get any actual lines other than singing and dancing, however I am still quite amazed how different she sounds singing “Be Italian”. Nicole Kidman in her short appearance and number as usual put in a very good performance. Kate Hudson was a little annoying as the reporter but I guess that was the point, I have to say isn’t she looking more and more like Goldie Hawn every time you see her?!?! Sophia Loren as his mother makes appearances from the past as she has already died and he sees her when things are getting tough, she is still a very beautiful woman for her age. I saved my favorite performance til last and that was from Marion Cotillard as Guido’s wife, she really was just so believable in showing the emotions a woman who gave up everything for a man and is still tormented by this. The scene in which she is watching the screen tests and sees Guido do the same thing he done to her on someone else really is heartbreaking and you do not want to watch.

So overall, with the musical numbers in terms of the songs and dancing in them, the acting and general story all coming together as one it really is a very entertaining movie which makes you have some thinking points and getting a little look at how making a movie can drive a director mad!

Will we see this movie at the 2010 Oscars?

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Green Eyes

c a n  n o t  w a i t  f o r  p a y d a y

long time no post, right? just getting stuff together. now that things are mostly settled, i can get back to the normal swing of things. it’s taken way too long. way way too long

today’s song is Green Eyes by Coldplay

this is such a simple, beautiful love song. it’s one of my all time favorites. if a guy who already has my interest sings this to me, i’m his. no question. the thing i love most is that the song isn’t in any way sexual. it’s genuine love. not i-wanna-do you lust. i’m gonna learn how to play it when i get better at playing. maybe make a video for it too ;) coldplay is a great band through and through. i own everything they’ve made and pretty much every song brings back a specific memory. they write beautifully. the music resounds. its just good from every angle. plus i’m a sucker for the british accent

honey you
are the rock
upon which i stand
and i came here
to talk
i hope you understand
green eyes
yeah the spotlight
shines upon you
how could
anybody
deny you?
cause i came here with a load
and it feels so much lighter
than when i met you
and honey you should know
that i could never go
on without you
green eyes
green eyes

honey you are the sea
upon which i flow
and i came here to talk
i think you
should know
green eyes
you’re the one that
i wanted to to find
and anyone who
tries to deny you
must be out of their mind
cause i came here with a load
and it feels so much lighter
than when i met you
and honey you should know
that i could never go on
without you
green eyes
green eyes
oh whoa oh oh
oh whoa oh oh

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Sunday, January 3, 2010

'Sexercise' yourself into shape!!

From BBC NEWS

According to the NHS Direct website, “sexercise” can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer

Endorphins released during orgasm stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.

Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven.

“It’s good to see the NHS are promoting sexual wellbeing,” Dr Melissa Sayer told the Guardian newspaper.

“Yes, there is evidence that sex has benefits for mental wellbeing, but to say there is a link with reduced risk of heart disease and cancer is taking the argument too far.”

NHS Direct, however, told the paper the content was “backed by science and clinical evidence” and “isn’t just a bit of fun”.

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First ,as usual ‘experts scientists’ cannot seem to agree!Second,good idea but I will recommend it only to people in ‘legal’ relationship,Third If the notion of the ‘more the healthier’ is right ,whatever we do ‘porn stars’ will outlive all of us,it seems!!!

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Future Fun Facts #7: Sex

By Time Traveler Extraordianaire John Titor

In the future, where I live, sex is far different than in your time. For one, the size of government is out of control! What does that have to do with sex? It has ruined it by adding layers of bureaucracy. This is one of the few ways in which your time period is better than mine. In your time all you really need is consent, and protection from stds and pregnancy. Here we have to have at least three different consent forms filled out and notarized. Then you will have to go to the doctor and fill out some paperwork and pay some fees to have them remove your genital harnesses. At least the first layer anyway. Then, you go to court. In court you must prove to the judge that you aren’t drunk or emotionally vulnerable so that it won’t be rape. Then you have to be reviewed by a council made up of the elder members of your partner’s group of friends. If they don’t approve, you’re out of luck. If you are given a sex permit by them, you are then allowed to proceed.

Now that you are “cleared for docking,” you must arouse each other using Eroticism Rods. These are like cattle prods, but they get you really turned on. No one is quite sure if these are different from cattle prods, or if we’ve just developed a pavlovian response to being prodded and sexed up after the rule of the last four Presidents. Either way, it’s easier than getting approval from the Agency of Breast Stimulation. Once you are properly aroused, you can now unlock the final layer of your genital harness. Simply get your keys out from the safe, attain a consent form for the insertion of keys, get said form notarized and then wait 2-6 weeks for approval from the Dept of Key Use. Once you have that, and assuming you’re still turned on, feel free to go ahead and insert the keys. It’s gettin’ hot now! And more relaxed too. Spend the next hour or so going over the finer details of written consent to actually turn the keys.
(some more old fashioned types may want their lawyers present for this, but I like to live dangerously!) Once written consent is reached and stipulations agreed to, you can turn your keys. This works like the launching of nuclear weapons. You have to turn your keys at the same time or the harness will immediately alert the police that you are both raping each other and you’ll be arrested and executed. So be careful!

Yes indeed, sex is complicated and tedious in the future. But you guys aren’t perfect either. I mean, what’s the deal with condoms? In my time, we just use our Nintendo Wii sex surrogates while we’re miles apart in our germ free containment fields. In some ways I can sympathize with your primitive style of protective sex. Back when I was in high school, sex education centered around the idea of using electrified body condoms to insure ultimate electrical stimulation and protection for the time.

Despite the fact that the bureaucracy of sex is now so complicated in the hands of the legislatures, we’ve managed to develop newer and better technologies in the art of reproduction. If you’re just wanting a kid and you don’t want a bureaucrat to get between you and your loved one, you can just teleport your gametes from the male to the female (the old fashioned way) or both you and your partner can transport your gametes to the Impregn-o-tron. The Impregn-o-tron is nice because its gestation period is only one month instead of the traditional nine month period.

Although you might marvel at our reproduction technologies, we still have some of your same moral and social issues/problems in regards to reproduction. The Synachurchosque has decreed that at the point when you mentally want a child, you have to go through with it. So the meaning of “life after conception” is a little bit of different in our time than in yours. Thankfully, our first Imam Pope has declared it okay to have sex for hedonistic purposes and other non-reproductive affairs. But once sex is for reproduction, it is to be under the auspices of the Synachurchosque. Luckily, these reproduction rules only apply to religious people and, although theocracies are a lot more popular during our time than during yours, theocracies only exist in virtual reality.

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Saturday, January 2, 2010

When Good People Have Affairs

What makes someone have an affair that destroys so much? You may feel very judgemental but there are many good people who have affairs for very good reasons. Not all affairs will destroy a marriage, for some it is the wake up call they need to address the issues that led to the affair. Whether you are currently having an affair, have had an affair or have been affected by someone else’s affair, this book will help you make sense of it all.

The connection to addiction

Most addicts (food, alcohol, drugs etc) fight with their past. They have things that have happened to them which haunt their lives. Secrets are kept that they feel totally ashamed of. Many of these secrets are about taboo subjects like their sex lives, love affairs or unplanned pregnancies. Instead of dealing with the effects of the affair, addicts use their drug of choice to suppress these feelings. The trouble is this often turns into a long-term solution which continues for many years.

Statue of man and woman embrassingPhoto by Jim Linwood

Are you having an affair now?

This book is an excellent source of practical information that will help you to see your life and the role the affair is playing. Rather than telling you to stop the affair, it gently helps you to make decisions about which relationship is right for you. Sometimes this might mean that neither relationship is right. Rather than view the affair from a sense of passion, you are encouraged to look from all angles to see what future you want. As the book unfolds you will begin to understand why your relationship with your spouse is not working, so that you can decide what to do.

Have you had an affair?

Do you want to understand what happened so that you can make peace with your past. Do you feel that you are a bad person because you stepped out of your marital boundaries. This will book will show you what led to the affair, what needs were missing and that good people really do have affairs. Are you ready to let go of the past now?

Have you been affected by an affair?

Are you angry and perplexed about why the affair happened. This book will help you piece together what really happened. Affairs don’t just come out of the blue, they happen because a relationship is not being fulfilled. Both people in the marriage play a part. If you are the spouse perhaps you are ready to look at the part you played?

Bowl of fruit with heart shape on orangePhoto by Emdot

Main topics covered
  • Getting beyond the guilt
  • 17 different kinds of affairs
  • Choosing who is right
  • Children
  • Breaking up
  • Healing the past
  • Building a new future
  • Divorce
About the author

Mira Kirshenbaum is a world renowned therapist who has treated thousands of men and women touched by an affair. She works at the Chestnut Hill Institute. She is married to Dr Charles Foster who heads the research team at the Chestnut Hill Institute and co writes all her books.

Overall Impression

I would highly recommend this book. Definitely worth reading as there is so much to learn. Provides case histories as well as a step by step approach to help you make different decisions. You don’t need to read any other books on the subject.

Book details

When good people have affairs by Mira Kirshenbaum
St Martin’s Press 2008

ISBN – 13: 978-0-312-37847-9

ISBN – 10: 0-312-37847-5

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