Tuesday, March 23, 2010

SPORTS & SEX: Do ‘Women Weaken Legs”?

Way back in the early ‘80s when I was a college athlete, I recall my coach using the phrase “women weaken legs”!  I am sure that it was before a big game, or an early heads up to the incoming freshman athletes. While I can’t recall the specific scenario, it is now almost 30 years later, and yet I still remember the phrase.

The expression raises many interesting questions ….

For example, is there scientific evidence to back this claim??

Are there certain sexual acts that are more prone to the weakening effect? How important is the “women” in this act (if you know what we mean)?

Maybe, more importantly, who were the lucky athletes who were involved in this study?? … “ok, go have sex for an hour and then we need you to run two miles” ….

How about the poor guys that were psyched to be involved in the study, only to find out that were in the “no sex” group??

If there is any evidence that “women weaken legs”, then does the reciprocal apply? Do “Men Weaken Legs” as well?? Any female athletes have some input on this one?

So, what do you think (or know)???  Do you have any first hand stories to share? Any medical professionals want to chime in (thinking that some doctor probably got a federal grant to check into this)?

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Sunday, March 21, 2010

things drunk men say part two.

I am currently planning a trip to China, as part of my ‘get myself emotionally in shape in 2010′ regime.  This is incidental but integral to the following anecdote….

I ended up pulling a dude and taking him back to mine a few weeks ago, and we were both horrifically drunk and random.  We finish having some sex, and while still on top of me AND INSIDE ME he comes out with:

‘Well, this’ll get you ready for China.  Everyone’s crap in bed in China.’

Just….. what…….

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Women Together: Sexy Sets!

More sexy sets from our favorite naughty Flickr photographers!

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Four Flickr sets featuring women in love with women! Only Flickr members with safe search OFF will see most of the photos in these sets. Join Flickr free.

Noemi, by Ant777, two women in love…

Dana, by Mike Adams, A woman and her loving friend…

Sheziss | Cristi, by Jordi A. S. , high fashion girls…

Kacy & Krissy, by Melissarobinphoto, more ladies together…

Read all of VISIONS

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Nomi Tang proud sponsor of the 2010 Feminist Porn Awards

This year, I’m a proud sponsor of the Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards! To be exact, “better than chocolate” will be featured at the dessert buffet as we are the Diamond Hospitality Sponsor! Sweet Pleasures is our business, how good is that? ;-)

The Feminist Porn Awards is hosted by my friends at Good For Her Adult Boutique and will be held on April 8th and 9th in Toronto. The official website with more detailed info about the different award categories can be found here: http://www.goodforher.com/fpa_2010.

So, why did I decide to support this event? Well, for one I am supporting the Awards because they attract some of the most dedicated boutique owners, sex educators and lovely people from all over the world and I would like to give back for the support that they extend to my young brand. But through the sponsorship I also came to realize how much there is to Feminist Porn today. When I first learned about the Awards, my first question was:
Isn’t there a contradiction between “feminism” and “porn”?

Well, after all much of today’s mainstream porn production is targeting men, and often presents unnatural, stereotypical characters. So I guess what many women tend to do is to ignore porn and simply not watch it. But I have to say, that watching porn can be quite stimulating and it is a nice way to get new ideas to shake up your sex life. We all know that the world is inundated with cheesy, cliche, degrading, no-budget, patronizing and stupid porn. But we also believe that erotic fantasy is powerful stuff, and that women deserve to put their dreams and desires on film too. That’s why a group of visionaries started the feminist porn business, following the logic of Annie Sprinkle who says: “The answer to bad porn is not no porn. It’s better porn!”. I vigorously agree with Annie.

Feminist porn is defined as “Porn which does not portray, promote, or utilize stereotypical gender constructs, exploitative gaze, or highly unnatural, stereotypical appearance standards. Also, the porn would be produced by a company dedicated to equality in all levels of production, promotion, and distribution.”. The goal of the Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards is to honor pornographers whose groundbreaking work offers a fresh perspective on the sexual expression of women and everyone who finds themselves under-represented in mainstream pornography.

The past five years have seen a multitude of improvements in the adult industry as a whole, especially as it pertains to women. Perhaps most important of these is the explosion of female filmmakers looking to change the way that sex is presented on screen. Queer directors are moving away from delicate lesbian sex to authentic representations of the diversity of queer communities and exploring the ways that sex and culture interact. Straight female directors are showing that porn for women doesn’t always have to look like romance novels come to life, but that soft-core and hardcore are equally sought after by discerning female porn viewers.

What follows this growth in female directors, is of course, female viewers. Women are watching porn, talking about porn, buying porn and sharing porn with their partners in record numbers – a reported 1/3 of porn viewers are women, and as many as 9 million women access adult websites per month.

If you would like to check it out for yourself, maybe try these movies: “All about Anna”, “Constance”, “Pink Prison”, Female Fantasies”.

Have a good time :)

I am looking forward to the Awards and am proud to be a part of it.

Yours,

Nomi

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Todd's thighs

Wow that last post was depressing! I am cheering myself up now remembering Todd.

I met Todd when I was about 19 and he was about 21 or so. He was an arty kind of guy and studying at university, a different one to mine. We were on ski trips with friends and happened to be staying at the same chalet. He was a tall guy, well over my 5′8″. A well-built, healthy man with a ready smile and long brown hair and the most beautiful thighs I had, and have yet to see on a man.

I was quite sexually inexperienced and very shy. My eyes werent lifted often at first, his direct hazel gaze sent waves of confusion and blushes through me. He tried hard to engage me in conversation and eventually I opened up, and we spoke openly and frankly and easily. We found ourselves being more and more separated from the group of friends and finding ourselves in each others company more often. We skiied together, ate together and often found each others company after nights of drinking and revelry. No sex yet, not even shared kisses. I wanted to, very much, but I had no idea how to approach letting him know what I wanted (lol youth).

One night while our friends were drinking we went out for a walk. Todd had told me there was something I must see outside, so we rugged up and went walking in the grounds around our chalet. We were walking snuggled together as it was very cold, wrapped up in our winter jackets and scarves and things. Talking about who-knows-what things that interest 19 year olds. We reached a peak of a small hill, Todd told me to turn off my torch, when I did that and we were standing in darkness, he kissed me, long and passionate, gently but with a forcefulness that made me weak-kneed and spiked me with lust. He whispered in my ear asking whether I would let him make love to me on the stars. I made some confused noise and he pointed to the ground underneath our feet. We were standing on pure, beautiful white snow, and the moon was reflected in the flakes as a million, billion stars. I have rarely seen anything so beautiful. “yes” I breathed.

He placed his jacket on the snow and gently laid me back on it, he stripped himself of all his clothes creating a makeshift nest with his clothes. Now, standing naked and magnificent above me, his thighs pillars of muscle glowing white in the moonlight drawing my eyes to his cock, thick and huge and hard.  His eyes looked black in the night, glaring down at me, he exhaling clouds of cold air, looking like a dragon breathing fire to me.

Kneeling between my legs, taking off my boots, my jeans and my panties with cold, cold fingers. The icy air hitting my hot pussy with a shock to be replaced almost immediately with his hot tongue, the first time a man had performed oral on me. His mouth hot and his tongue probing, my legs and feet so cold… he tucked my feet in under his belly and caressed them to warm them a little. He was tender and kind. His tongue made me cum while I watched the stars overhead and watched the heavens whirl over me. I did feel the earth move that night.

He moved his now icy cold body over me, plunging his hard cock into my hot wetness, he roared – he did! He ROARED when he did entered me! He thrust his hard cock into me over and over, he towered arching, head thrown back over my body, his long hair falling backward.  I watched him, my wide blue eyes taking in his head his arms, his torso glowing in the moonlight, stars and moon behind him. It didn’t take him long to cum, and when he did he looked so fierce, a dragon scowling and snarling, blowing steam and fire from his nostrils as his black eyes took in his conquest.

My God that was a good fuck.

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Adult Content

Our world is plagued by Adult Content and Material … magazines, chat rooms, movies, gaming, throughout the public and television. It feels as though there is not a single place on earth that a person can go, to escape media attention to the subject of sex and sexuality, and the free flow of information that our PC culture demands has become unruly, leaving nothing to the imagination. We are surrounded by articles and information regarding pornography, prostitution, abuse and threatening behaviours that would not have been acceptable a mere 10 years ago. So how much information is too much?

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moving on...

i’ve decided to make another blog in my attempt to get over my ex.  i’ve decided that it was time to move on because if i stayed in that train wreck, i’d eventually get hurt in the end coz inevitably one day, he’ll come to me and tell me he’s moved on or worse, has fucked someone else or more likely, other people.  i can’t afford to sit around and wait for that day to happen, nor do i deserve it.  a few nights ago i realized that it was hurting me and making me para ’staying’ with him, but it hurt not being with him too.  i had to accept that it is what it is.  it’s shyt, we want different things, we’re not understanding each other anymore and it’s best if we just part ways and live our lives separately.  i don’t know what the future holds for us, but i do know for certain that i own the now, and i intend to live it in the best way possible.  i don’t want to be emo anymore nor do i want to be angry or have a low self-esteem from fucking unfair expectation’s put on by someone who i thought loved me. 

 

god bless this blog for here i can openly say what i want *ahhh* 

 

this is not a brothel

 

on another note, slowly creeping back are the fucking idiots who i used to be with *urgh* i think they think that cause i’m single, it means i’m going to give them a free fuck.  they couldn’t be further from the truth.  so i wrote this little blog post on my other blog to let them know how i felt:

 

I think there may be a slight misunderstanding here boys…. I’m single, NOT a free fuck. Although, there are brothel’s and escort’s you can go to & they will be more than happy to cater to your needs. So please stop contacting me if it’s ASS that you’re after.

note: this is in no way, shape or form directed at my ex/bf.

 

in the brilliant words of einstein, “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the same results is insanity.”  i’ve been doing the same fucking thing over and over again for years and i’m thru with it.  i’m thru with fuckheads so from this moment on i’m starting from a clean slate; no more ex’s, no more fuck buddies, nothing. 

 

it’s a new beginning for me and i love the person that i’m becoming x 

[Via http://ambrosiamemoir.wordpress.com]

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Great Male Survey 2009 Edition Part I: Dating & Sex - AskMen.com

The Great Male Survey 2009 Edition Part I: Dating & Sex – AskMen.com.

The results in the Dating & Sex section of the 2009 GMS revealed that, when it comes to relationships, everything old is new again: tradition is very much being revived on the romantic front. In the bedroom, however, certain things are timeless: We men still aren’t getting as much sex from our women as we require!

Guess this means that us girls have to give it up more??  Truth be told, people need sex.  Some need it more than others.  If you and your partner are equal in terms of desire it is great news — but if one of you is high desire and the other not as high desire this is where things can get tricky.  If as a women you are low desire you know the elephant in the room is pretty much always about when are we going to have sex again?  There is no denying it; you can’t stick your head in the sand about it.  But find out more about how you can have some good conversation and a bit more give and take on what you both need.  tokii’s TradingPost could be the place where you decide to hang out and trade goodies so that you both get your needs on this topic met :)

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Twitter Update

Well, I finally got an answer from Twitter, and got my account un-suspended.

It seems that the problem was the avatar I had, my profile picture on Twitter.  It showed me and two girlfriends in the spa pool, after a couple of vodka cocktails, and you could see a nipple.  Apparently it was pornographic.

It was my nipple, and I move in circles that don’t find nudity offensive, so I didn’t think twice about posting the picture.  There are avatars on Twitter that are far more explicit (think wet camel toe pictures) than mine was, but as there was clothing covering the offending body part, they are deemed to be ok.

The thing that really gets my goat, is that their immediate reaction was account suspension, with no explanation, and a convoluted appeals process.  An appeals process that took five days to get a response.  This suspension automatically deletes your whole twitter network.  You lose all of the people you were following, and all of those following you, as well as any subscribed lists.  These are not reinstated with your Twitter account.

A better way to approach it would be to send an email, or even a fucking TWEET!!  After all, they invented that concept didn’t they?

Something along the lines of “Your avatar violates our TOS, please change it within 48 hours or you will be suspended.”  Simple.  And I would have done it, and not lost the whole network.  When you consider that the avatar is a thumbnail, and you would be looking for one nipple in a thumbnail with three people in it, someone worked fucking hard to get offended I think.

Can I put a picture of a giant rubber cock as my avatar do you think?  I will probably play it a bit safer than that though…. Risquè, but not raunchy.

Love,

Chiquita

x

www.cheapsextoys.co.nz

No Complaints, Only Moans

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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Gag me (Deep Throat him)

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Matrioshki sex trade tv series

 

Matrioshki season 2 – Thai sex trade

 

Matroesjka’s (Matrioshki) and Matroesjka’s 2 (Matrioshki season 2) is a Belgium/Flemish TV series about the Thailand/Russian/eastern European sex trade. The Belgium/Russian underworld recruits women to work as prostitutes.

Surprisingly Matrioshki is well acted and appears to be very authentic. The only negative is that each season was only 10 episodes. Both seasons are available on DVD

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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Lesser known fetishes. Today's fetish: ambesol

“Fuck, Leroy pass me the ambesol, I can’t cum !”

The first time she said this, I have to admit,
I was a little thrown off.

The girl needed ambesol to order to have an orgasm.
She would gently squeeze just the right amount
from the tube and apply it
to certain areas of her mouth,
very slowly, very intentionally.
I would wait patiently,
and silently for her to
give the slight smile and say,

” okay”

that was signal to resume.

True story.

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Pope defends celibacy rule amid sex abuse scandals.


Any set of rules which is difficult to follow must not be imposed.It must be left to the individual.If an individual is not inclined to follow Celibacy,but spiritually inclined may be inducted.In this way one can avoid perversions.It must be understood that Sex is not a sin.
Story:
Pope Benedict XVI has defended celibacy among priests, saying it was a sign of “full devotion” to the Catholic Church.
He was speaking at a theological conference before meeting Germany’s top bishop for talks about a new crisis over the sexual abuse of children
German Bishop Robert Zollitsch apologised again to victims of abuse by German priests.
The Archbishop of Vienna had suggested that the Church should examine celibacy and priests’ training.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8564074.stm

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

HOT NEWS!! Asmirandah Hamil Akibat Diperkosa!!

JAKARTA, KOMPAS.com – Belakangan ini bintang sinetron Asmirandah merasakan betul perihnya jadi perempuan korban pemerkosaan, yang akhirnya hamil. “Kadang kalau di kampus suka enggak sadar aku suka pegang perut terus,” cerita Asmirandah saat ditemui di kawasan Rempoa, Bintaro, Kamis (4/3/2010).

Kebiasaan Asmirandah itu, tentu bukan karena ia benar-benar sedang berbadan dua. Tapi, karena ia sedang mendalami karakter Kamila untuk sinetron terbarunya, Kemilau Cinta Kamila. “Ceritanya aku jadi korban pemerkosaan. Aku punya pacar namanya Edo, dia memperkosa aku, dan aku hamil di luar nikah,” jelasnya.

Saking berusaha total dalam berperan, Asmirandah mengaku kadang-kadang tak sadar bertingkah layaknya perempuan sedang hamil. “Aku berusaha banget buat ngerasain hamil. Rasanya gimana kalau hamil muda dan gimana rasanya, sakit enggak. Jadi aku harus benar-benar observasi,” kata dara berdarah Belanda itu.

Memerankan tokoh Kamila, diakui mahasiswi Next Academy itu, tak terlalu sulit. “Kebetulan aku sudah 21 tahun dan Kamila 17 tahun. Jadi aku harus kembali merasakan gimana cara pandang saat umur 17 tahun,” tutupnya

Sinetron Kemilau Cinta Kamila RCTI

http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=3534700

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Girl if you're wondering

I want you too

I want you too…

Today i learned what being an SL stripper is, have you ever wondered about that? Or possibly did it at one point? When i was a noob i was a dancer for about a week and got tired of looking like a loose pussy on an internet world. No wonder no one believes me when i tell them i’m a virgin ~Le Sigh~

Well tonight i learned what it was like to really be a “Sltripper”…

-Cough..-

Anyways…haha…how are you world? It’s been raining here in RL since 10 PM last night, and all i’ve done today is sit around watching zombie movies with the roomate and drinking tea. I’ve yet to get out of my pajamas and my poor roomates car is now soaked (He forgot to roll his window up this morning!)

Tonight i’m doing pixel sex for a friend’s machinma, i’ve never liked pixel porn but since she’s basically my sister and i trust her and i know that whatever she does is always art related i know i’ll be fine.

Now…i’m not saying pixel sex is bad a lot of people do it….i just don’t agree with it. In my opinion it means you can’t get any ass in real life. Is that true for you?

Good Night World

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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

little red riding hood

little red riding hood

‘Undress yourself, my child,’ the werewolf said, ‘and come lie down next to me.’…And each time she asked where she should put all her other clothes, the bodice, the dress, the petticoat, and the long stockings, the wolf responded:

‘Throw them into the fire, my child, you won’t be needing them anymore’.

Innocent tale or the start to the loss of innocence?

It didn’t occur to me that this is how the famous fairytale could be interpreted until we discussed it in class recently.  Maybe I’m looking into it too much and maybe so are the academics, but they have unearthed an underlying message that we can’t afford to forget…

Academics argue that this is a tale that shows the consequences for girls who travel their own path in life carefree, against the norm but ineviably cross grave consequences in the end. 

What I get from the tale most of all is that there will be people in your life, not just men, who will pose as a sincere and genuine person, luring you in with their unquestionable trust and kindness.  When in fact they’re nothing but a nasty wolf in disguise.

[Via http://ambrosiamemoir.wordpress.com]

And to think that all Harvard is worried about is its endowment.

Inspired by what has become a swath of unseasonably warm weather, Aura and I headed over to Harvard Square today for a little exploring. As we were tooling around the area, I decided to formally introduce Aura to Harvard itself. “Maybe you’ll want to go here someday!” I chirped sunnily to Aura, ducking through one of the many arched gates that dot Harvard Yard.

A minute or so into our tour, Aura had already stopped listening to my speech on the importance of higher education, preferring instead to climb staircases and run on the lawns. I was soon reduced to talking to myself, raising my voice during the important parts to regain Aura’s attention. “Schools like Harvard are certainly a possibility IF YOU BUCKLE DOWN,” I yelled. “Never forget that MERIT SCHOLARSHIPS can be yours!”

It was somewhere around the time I was explaining college’s potential for “LIFELONG FRIENDSHIPS!” and “SELF DISCOVERY!” that I first noticed the many flyers dotting the campus. The more of them I read, the softer my diatribe became.

By the time I finished reading these, I was starting to change my tune. “But there is certainly nothing wrong with smaller, lesser known schools!” I called to Aura as she whipped back and forth in front of the famed Widener Library. “Many state schools produce a DIZZYING array of successful graduates!” I cried out,  pulling Aura back toward one of the campus gates. Every time a passing student smiled at Aura, I glared in return, muttering things like “Sexual deviant!” under my breath.

Then I saw this flyer.

It wasn’t until Aura started tugging on my hand that I realized I had been standing in front of this particular flyer for an unnecessarily long time. But…vajazzled? In a legendary place of higher learning? The editor in me took offense with the j in place of a g, the proofreader in me bemoaned the underline in place of italics, the music lover in me reared back in horror by the bastardization of jazz.

And the mother in me? “FORGET WHAT I SAID,” I announced to Aura, scooping her up and racing for an exit as fast as my legs could carry us. “THIS IS NOT THE SCHOOL FOR YOU.”

Another day, another $48,868 per year saved. And Aura will never touch a stick-on jewel again.

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Sunday, March 7, 2010

I feel like I'm falling, so darling don't let me go

The thought is appalling,
But should I slip away into the stormy sea, will you remember me?

Dear world,

Today didn’t go so well. I had to call them to come back because I felt so unwell. They were over an hour away from home at the time, and they missed my first phone call. Apparently I sound drugged today, that doesn’t particularly surprise me, that’s precisely how I feel. I don’t really remember what was said on the phone, apart from that they were coming back and not to leave the key in the door. I have been lying down or asleep for the most part of today, I don’t seem to be able to stay awake for long enough to complete anything worth doing or do anything at all productive.

It hit me last night that no matter what I do I will always be sick. Hospital and doctors trips have become the norm. I’m familiar with the inside of ambulances and the hospital staff now. I am afraid of getting worse, my heart failing on me and my lungs deciding enough is enough. I am afraid of my immune system admitting defeat. I cannot pretend that I am not afraid when I have to keep going back to clinics, or to see my surgeon, or for testing. This is not the way I meant my life to be. I would honestly do anything to stay healthy for a whole year, although I know it’s unobtainable, I am willing to try. I was having horrific flashbacks to hospital last year, when they asked if I tried to kill myself, when my blood results came back, when they told me there was something wrong with my heart. All of the terrifying memories you wish could stay restricted within the ward, restrained to the bed and unable to inflict harm upon themselves or another human being. Part of me wishes that I could have ended it all back then, part of me is still spending hours on end contemplating the best methods of suicide with the highest mortality rates. I guess what I should be saying is that I do not want people holding onto me any more, or asking me why I feel this way. I just want to become invisible and fade into the background. I never asked to be born, and I never wanted my life to turn out like this. I am so sorry.

I pray that tomorrow I feel a little better, or the antidepressants start to work, or everything begins to lift, because if it doesn’t I honestly do not know what I am going to do with myself. Nothing seems to be doing anything apart from getting worse, and hurting me more. I guess that tomorrow is a whole new day, but I am always making judgements about the future by looking at the past. As today hasn’t been a good day, why should tomorrow be any better? I mean, sure. If I keep doing/feeling the same thing I will keep getting the same thing, but I just don’t have the energy to make any changes.

She is really playing with my head, I do not know why. She makes me want to turn around and say, “Hey, your ex boyfriend did more with me than he will ever do with you. Grow up and fix your priorities, you’re not getting him back. How dare you point such accusations at me.” You’re turning me into the whore, as always. I will not stoop down to your level, he deserves so much better than you, he always did and he always will. I wish I could erase you from my life completely, I never want to hear another word from you. I do not care what your turn ons and turn offs are, I do not care what you did with him back in ‘09. That’s old news. Grow up and learn that sleeping around will now earn you respect. Don’t even think about pulling me down with you. I have my reasoning for what I have done. Get out of my life, and his life.

Thank you.

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Chatroulette.com - Man Romancing a Raccoon

So I recently heard of this website called chatroulette.com … or chatrt.com. It is a pretty cool concept with a less than impressive execution. You go to the site, and you find three boxes. Two stacked above one another at the left of the screen, and one big one to the right. The two on the left are webcam windows, the one on the bottom shows you, the one on the top shows a random stranger amongst over 20,000 people everytime you hit “next” or F9. The box on the right is a chat page.

You set up your settings to ensure that they can see you without hearing you, see you AND hear you, or neither. Your chances of matching up with somebody greatly decrease if you don’t allow them to see your cam as well. Once you’re all ready, you hit go and it flashes on your webcam (bottom left) and pairs you with some random webcam (top left). You now have the option to chat with this person either via microphone or chat (right big box), or you can hit “Next” (or F9) and find a different persons webcam.

I found this rather strange and for lack of better words, fucked up. But I decided I wouldn’t knock it till I tried it. Turns out chatroulette.com is the perverse male’s stomping grounds. First of all, nine out of ten webcams I viewed showed me men (90% males). Out of those nine men, seven of them were shirtless (70% shirtless males). Out of those seven men, five of them were completely naked (50% naked men). Out of those five naked men, four of them were MASTURBATING ON WEBCAM (40% masturbating naked men). Needless to say, I was hitting next faster than…. fast things.

Now you would think that a website that consists 40% of masturbating naked men is incredibly awful as is. But no no… it gets worse. I scrolled through about 50 webcams before I decided enough was enough. During my hour of life wasted on this website, I saw some of the strangest shit I had ever seen. Out of the (approximately) 50 webcams I saw, three of them stood out like a zit on prom night (15% outlying weird ass stuff).

  1. A guy making love to a head of lettuce.
  2. An overweight Asian man with full make up and a pink, lacy bra on.
  3. A man passionately sexing up a plush Raccoon.

Unfortunately, I was caught off guard for the first two, and was unable to print screen them. But I got wise to this website, and decided to have my finger ready to hit print screen the next time I saw something incredibly screwed up… so when I saw the man and his Raccoon… BOOM PRINT SCREEN! The picture below may give some of you nightmares, may make some of you hate Raccoons, but it will make all of you laugh a lot and say “WHAT THE FUCK” out loud… yea, even if nobody is around. Take a look:

"Why didn't you look at me during??"

Yea that’s right folks… a grown man… making love to a toy Raccoon… for all the world to see. I get it, people have different fetish’s… they like to do weird stuff… I’ve honestly heard of it all, and if somebody told me there were people out there that liked submitting their sexuality to a stuffed animal, I wouldn’t even flinch!! Having said that, when you put it on a webcam, for ANYBODY WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION to see, don’t you think thats a bit risky?! This guy probably has a job… probably has a friend or two (maybe)… he probably leaves his house… is it completely impossible that somebody he may know would see this!?

To wrap up, I’d like to give you forewarning… do NOT waste your life on this website. you will be disappointed beyond repair. It is not as fun and cool as you may think. Try it out, because curiosity will get the best of you (chatroulette.com), but once you see it first hand you will feel the same way I do, and you will say to yourself “I wish I listened to Sepy”. And please for the love of god, if you end up LOVING this site, DON’T do anything Raccoon-ish on webcam… you may fall victim to the treacherous PRINT SCREEN button, end up on a blog, and then you will have to move to a different country.

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God's Incarnation as a Donkey in Gerard Reve's Mystical-Sexual Fantasy

Gerard Reve (1923-2006) was a Dutch Catholic communist homosexual author, who in 1966-1968 fought the state of The Netherlands in a two-year blasphemy trial, a trial which centred on Reve’s literary description in which he thrice fucks God during His incarnation as a donkey.

Yet there is little here that you can’t find in the medieval mystics, all updated for the twentieth century:

“Reve describes how God vists him in the form of a donkey and how, in an upsurge of love and devotion, he takes the incarnated God to bed:

En God Zelf zou bij mij langs komen in de gedaante van een éénjarige, muisgrijze Ezel en voor de deur staan en aanbellen en zeggen: ‘Gerard, dat boek van je–weet je dat Ik bij sommige stukken gehuid heb?’ ‘Mijn Heer en mijn God! Geloofd weze Uw Naam tot in alle Eeuwigheid! Ik houd zo verschrikkelijk veel van U,’ zou ik proberen te zeggen, maar halverwege zou ik al in janken uitbarsten, en Hem beginnen te kussen en naar binnen trekken, en na een gewildige klauterpartij om de trap naar het slaapkamertje op te komen, zou ik Hem drie keer achter elkaar langdurig in Zijn Geheime Opening bezitten, en daarna een presenteksemplaar geven… met de opdracht: Voor de Oneindige. Zonder Woorden. (Nader 112-113)

And God Himself would visit me in the form of a one-year-old, mouse grey Donkey and stand in front of my door and ring the bell and say: ‘Gerard, that book of yours–did you know that I wept while reading some of its passages?’ ‘My Lord and my God! Praisebe Your Name to all Eternity! I love You so immensely,’ I would try to say, but would burst out crying halfway, and start to kiss Hi and pull Him inside, and after a colossal climb up the stairs to the little bedroom, I would possess Him three times in a row and at great length in His Secret Opening, and afterwards give Him a free copy… of my book with the dedication: To the Infinite. Without Words (Trans. Jessika Batteau).

As is evident from the above, Reve combines the high rhetoric of the Bible with the banal and carnal, using capital letters in an ironic manner.”

(Jesseka Batteau, “Literary Icons and the Religious Past in the Netherlands” (2009), 239)

Ah – but what intense devotion!

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Thursday, March 4, 2010

'Sex mad' cop Jessica Parfrey loses unfair dismissal claim

A police officer who was sacked after begging colleagues for sex has lost her unfair dismissal claim.

Parfrey

[Jessica Parfrey, sacked after five months, allegedly told her boss: "I'm 19, what is wrong with you?" / The Daily Telegraph Source: The Daily Telegraph]

  • Officer 19 when she propositioned colleagues
  • She offered to have sex in toilet and fake evidence
  • Commission rejects claims she was only joking

Within days of being posted Jessica Parfrey propositioned her supervisor to have an affair because “everyone knows you’re supposed to fall in love with your buddy”.

A month later, after he turned her down, she told him: “Can’t we just f***? I am a 19-year-old girl, what is wrong with you?”

The Industrial Relations Commission in Sydney heard that Ms Parfrey also offered an officer oral sex in a pub toilet and carpark and later propositioned another, saying: “I know you want me.”

Both men refused. She tried to call another colleague 12 times, left six text messages and then offered to help him study for his police exams by stripping off an item of clothing for every question he got correct. He refused.

Ms Parfrey was sacked from the police in September 2007, five months into her probation.

Assistant Commissioner Michael Corboy told her in a letter that her conduct had been “entirely inconsistent” with the standards expected of an officer.

However, she claimed her dismissal was unjust and argued that the majority of the alleged sexual harassment took place outside work during drinks with workmates.

John Grayson, deputy president of the Industrial Relations Commission, refused yesterday to reinstate her, rejecting her claims that she had been joking.

He said he believed her former colleagues at Waratah local area command, near Newcastle.

Ms Parfrey, who was not in court, has been working as a barmaid.

She graduated from the Goulburn police academy in May 2007 but she failed two subjects in her associate degree in policing at Charles Sturt University and had to fight to overturn a two-year study ban.

The commission also heard that during her probation she told another officer that she wanted to attend the scenes of fatal traffic accidents because it would “f*** up her head” and she could use it for a hurt-on-duty claim.

She also offered to lie in a suspected drink driving case, the commission was told.

While out on patrol, she and another officer saw a suspected drink driver standing 100 metres from his car.

She offered to say she had seen him behind the wheel, the commission was told.

Ms Parfrey’s solicitor, Stuart Grey, said she may appeal.

bron: www.news.com.au

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catch a ride on my free thoughts...

so this weekend i moved some of my stuff over to M’s place. I can’t believe this is happening. i am actually going to live with people other than family. my mind is all over the place right now trying to rewind to the point when my dumb ass agreed to this situation. it doesn’t matter now. it’s done. saturday will be the final day of my complete independence.

i feel like i’m in a blank space where what is happening with this move is neither good nor bad it just is. i feel like i don’t want to be in my apartment any more. i’m also not completely sure i want to move in with M. scratch that, I do want to live with M, but not her Mom. that woman freaks me out. I will tell you about her when i have time.

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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Everything Is Wrong With Me by Jason Mulgrew Book review

Photo courtesy of Harper Perennial

Everything Is Wrong With Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong by Jason Mulgrew had me basically frothing at the mouth the second I glanced at it’s fantastic cover on Goodreads.  Seriously, this cover and title are at the top of my list of best book titles and covers that I’ve ever seen.  I’m torn between feeling enormously proud of him for getting this book published and wanting to repeatedly stab him out of my jealous ghetto rage at his success.  (In case you don’t know it, I grew up dysfunctional and under the care of a bipolar mother, drunk stepfather, and possible serial-killer half-brother.  I want to finish writing my own memoir that I started years ago.  And once you read this book, you’ll understand where my stabbing fantasy comes from, as there is lots of stabbing going on in the book!) 

Jason Mulgrew is 30 years old and has what I believe to be a best-selling memoir on his hands, damn it!  When I discovered that he was writes a blog titled Everything is Wrong with Me 30, Bipolar, and Hungry and it has over 2000 million hits, I knew that I had to review this book.  Thank goodness I received my review copy in the mail just in time for the book’s release today.  I started reading the book Monday at 7 am and had to wake up at 1:00 am this morning just to finish reading it, because I’ve fallen completely head over heels in love with this book.  And I’ve got a bit of a weird crush on Jason’s father, Dennis Mulgrew, who was even more wilder than my own drunken stepfather in his prime. 

I don’t know what was funniest story was in this book, it may have been the fact that he was taught to refer to his penis as his “bird,” or when he wrote a paragraph about his pack of wild friends with goofy names such as Jimmy the Muppet and asked the readers to envision Ray Liotta narrating the paragraph in the style of Henry Hill from Goodfellas, or if it was Jason’s wild over-use of hysterical footnotes.  I’m leaning toward the footnotes.  My favorite can be found on page 154, and the footnote is nearly half the page and runs on to take up a quarter of the next page as well.  Basically, it is a delightful story-within-a-story about his favorite childhood game of all time called remote controlling.  Everyone in his Philly neighborhood paid off the cable guys to get all the premium channels, including porn, and he and his friends would walk the streets with their remote controls and point them into open living rooms and changed their neighbors tv’s to the porn channels.  Jason and crew would then witness the mayhem and hysteria of the families who saw sudden pornography on their television screens.  I still can not stop laughing about this story. 

This memoir is filled with top-notch tales of hilarious dysfunction, such as his young classmate Carlos who had a giant-sized penis who attempted to teach Jason the correct way to take a piss in the first grade, as Jason held his “bird” like a lion holds its young.  Perhaps it was the story about how his father spend Jason’s first Christmas getting pissed drunk, watching his buddy get knifed after nearly getting jumped, and eventually getting arrested for attempted murder.  These are the gems that make this book shine.  And, it is filled with wonderful pictures.  The best one was of Jason dressed up for the annual Philly New Years Day Parade, but that photo wasn’t on his website.  So, I thought you’d like to see these two, to give you an idea of what else you can find in the book.  The first picture is of Jason getting a ham from Christmas.  

Photo curtesy of Jason Mulgrew

In Jason’s life, it was normal for his grandfather to take him bar hopping while he was collecting bets for his gambling business, just as it was normal for him to kick back with a beer as shown below.  As much as this picture shocks me, I honestly can’t stop laughing about it, because I know that life, having grown up the same way.  I clearly remember the first time I drank an entire pina colada ate age nine, right along with my mom.  Whoops!  For many people, this is just how life is, and I love nothing more than laughing over the terrible yet funny stories that other people have written about their own childhood.     

Photo curtesy of Jason Mulgrew

I can’t beg you enough to buy this book.  It is a must-read for every person who grew up loving the fun in their dysfunctional childhoods.  Everything Is Wrong With Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong is a frank, brutally honest and shockingly hysterical memoir of booze, porn, masturbation, and the stupid acts of boys and men.  Who doesn’t want to have a good laugh and a trip down memory lane?  Even if you weren’t raised dysfunctional in the traditional sense, buy the book and take a walk down the wild side and see how hard life was for someone else, and perk yourself up knowing at least you didn’t have to survive that childhood.  So what if your mom or dad was a little too controlling?  His dad let him play with a loaded elephant gun (on accident, but still!) all afternoon with his little brother. 

Photo curtesy of People Magazine

Jason Mulgrew currently works for “a white-shoe law firm that tolerates his blue-collar ways,” or at least until his boss eventually reads this book and fires his ass for admitting what he does at work.  In addition, Jason still writes his popular blog, almost had a tv show picked up, and has even made it into People’s 2005 Most-Eligible-Bachelor List.  I am still wondering who he blew to get that shout out? 

To purchase your copy of Everything Is Wrong With Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong by Jason Mulgrew, click here.

To visit Jason Mulgrew’s website and blog, click here.

To find Jason’s Facebook page, go here.

And, to follow him on Twitter go here.

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I tell you, you give somebody a blog, and they become the world's foremost authority.

Wow,
there are a lot of experts on wordpress,
and a lot of strong opinions.

There are tons of artists,
and legions of writers.
I can barely scribble with crayons,
and I am certainly not a writer.
How did everyone else get so talented?

Sex experts dispense their knowledge
on wordpress. There is an endless sea of
“Secret Confessions of a (stripper/hooker/porn star)” blogs.
Can you blog while having sex?

Political analysts abound.
Why aren’t these people in office?

Religious zealots blog too.
I’ve read a lot of condemnation
of people and religions.
Is religion all about hate?

So what do I know?

I know that talented people
don’t have to tell you they’re talented.

I know that the people trying so hard
to convince others of their expertise,
are usually trying to convince themselves.

I know that there is a lot more
gray than there is black and white.

I know how much I don’t know.

I know I’m not an expert.

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