Sex in Inappropriate Places - HER perspective

Last night…ahhhh…last night was amazing.  I had no hope that we would have time alone together. And with the weather, I didn’t think sex in the park was going to happen either, so I had resigned myself to the idea that sex would likely not occur.

But when I got his text that suggested that there might just be a possibility for alone time I was elated! Even more so, when I arrived at the place we would meet and he was waiting for me outside. We were both a little nervous. This place was somewhere that neither of us had ever expected to fuck. Yet, here we were, alone and horny.

Inside we kissed and said hello. It had been days since we’d seen each other despite the fact that we had been in constant contact through texts. We both had a busy and long week that had not allowed for us to see one another for more than an hour for a cup of coffee earlier in the week.

He showed me around the place and then headed to the most secluded room, where we would be. He decided to place his shoes back with his things in case someone came and he told me ”you should be wearing fewer clothes when I get back”. I loved how he said that. ; )

I removed my heels and jeans and waited for him in my thong, bra, and shirt. I was unsure whether we would be getting completely naked, as there was a small possibility that someone could come there.  I was still kind of nervous. I don’t know why except that my week had been very stressful and left me somewhat vulnerable AND we were in a place that could cause some problems if we were to be caught.

When he returned and found me with less clothes, he moved forward to remove my thong. He wanted to warm me up with an orgasm and so he finger fucked me standing up and I came easily. It was so good to feel his touch, to kiss his lips, and to be close to him.  When I reached down and felt that his cock was not yet hard, I immediately wanted to take advantage of this moment.

I love to make him hard with my mouth. I enjoy the sensation as he gradually grows longer, harder, and bigger in my mouth as I suck his cock. I prefer to do this while he is standing and I am kneeling so I can grab his ass.  He let me work on him for a while, then made me stop so he could go down on me.

He had me sit on a counter and then he got on his knees and put his head between my legs and inserted his tongue into my wet slit. I moaned instantly, it felt so good, so amazing, so ahhhhhhhh. I hadn’t had his face buried between my legs in way too long and I couldn’t help but enjoy this moment. I grabbed his hair with my hands, occasionally squeezed his head with my legs, and moaned loudly as I came multiple times. 

Then we switched positions and he was sitting on the counter while I gave him head and sucked his cock. He won’t let himself cum though. But enjoys getting to a point where he wants to come before making me stop. After awhile he had me sit back on the counter and he went down on me again. He used his fingers and his mouth this time and hit my g-spot. 

The g-spot orgasm was intense as always and he knows exactly where it is and how to stimulate it best. I can’t imagine how loud I was. I just kept cuming and cuming and I couldn’t stop or control it. Nor did I want to, so I didn’t. I waited for him to tell me to be quiet, but he did not do that and instead kept hitting my spot over and over again.

At this point he fucked me while I sat on the counter. Having him slide his cock inside of me felt so good that it almost caused an immediate orgasm. I love that cock! I love how it feels inside of me! I could fuck that cock 24 hours a day! He must of hit the g-stop with his cock then because I once again was moaning and reacting with the same intensity as I do with the g-spot. I kept wrapping my legs around his waist as he pounded into me, all the while I had unending orgasms. As soon as one would stop, the next one would start up again. 

When I came down (for a minute) from one of the orgasms, he told me to suck his cock clean. So I got on my knees and did just that. Then he wanted to fuck me while I leaned up against the table. We did this for a while but the angle and height were just not right, so we moved back to the counter.

We both really liked this position and I had several more orgasms during this time as well. Then he told me he wanted me to ride him, so he layed on the floor while I mounted him. While he’s fucking me or when I’m fucking him, he is always looking at me. He watches me with open eyes and an intense look on his face. His eyes never leave my face. He says he likes to watch me cum. Sometimes when I start cuming intensely right after a previous orgasm he will laugh a little, surprised by yet another orgasm.

The sheer number of orgasms and the intensity that accompanies each one is a testament to his ability to read my body. On top, I cum a few more times with my body held tightly to his and our mouths together at times. Then he wants to fuck me from top, so I sit up, suck his cock a little and then lay back.  He hopes to cum in my mouth and so he plans to tell me when he is going to cum so I can sit up and take him in my mouth. This usually goes well but mostly when he is standing up and taking me from behind, it is more difficult when we are both lying down in missionary position, so when he comes I try to take his load in my mouth, but somehow miss and we believe it ended up on the floor. Although we aren’t sure. : ) A present yet to be found by someone else we presume.

After this fucking session, which was about an hour of pure passion, I am sweaty and hot. We get dressed and try to freshen up before heading out for dinner and drinks. I don’t look nearly as good as I did when I got there as my make up is screwed up, my hair is in tangles, and well I’m a mess. But I feel a thousand times better so I don’t give a fuck.

At dinner, we have a riot. Laughing, joking, and teasing one another. We love to do this. I love to tease and be teased and he is the same way. We both can be so sarcastic at times, but it is never lost on the other. We are the other one’s sarcastic equal. 

After dinner we take a walk in the park. It’s warm enough to walk but I’m in heels so I don’t want to walk much so we choose a bench. He asks me to stick my hand in his pants and rub his cock. “Absolutely” I think.  We aren’t really secluded and there are lights around us, but it is dark and chilly so there are only a few people around. I reach into his jeans and pull out his cock.

He nozzles my neck and we kiss sweetly while I rub his cock with his favorite finger tip motion. I’m looking around to see if I could put my head down there and give him head for a while, but I am thinking probably not. He is thinking this to. We decide to get up and go to the spot where we had sex last week, but there is someone near there and he appears not to be leaving anytime soon. We exchange a few passionate kisses. R says he wishes I was wearing a skirt so he can bend me over and fuck me from behind.  But alas, I am not.

We go back to the bench and I start working on his cock again.  I tell him “you know, I doubt anyone would notice if at the very end I stuck my head down there for just a few minutes”, he agrees. So I continue to stroke his cock and we kiss and nuzzle, it’s a very tender moment actually, full of desire and emotion. When he gets close I know by his body language and I bend down and finish him off with my mouth.  Right there in a wide open area on a park bench lit by a lamp, I gave him head. Heh. When he is done and has his cock safely tucked away, he smiles a huge grin and kisses me. We have had another amazing night together.

I miss you R.

An Erotic Dream

Standing just under five feet tall Candy was a powerhouse of feminine sexuality and sensuality. Whose lithesome and curvaceous figure sometimes brought her a little more attention from the guys then she wanted. But this time Candy found herself getting laid in the back of a customized black van parked in an out of the way corner of the parking lot of the department store where she worked.

Not by her boyfriend who was supposed to pick her up after work but had somehow become distracted and lost all track of time or perhaps just plain forgot. Of course it wouldn’t have been so bad if it had been her boyfriends voice Candy had heard. Instead of the disembodied feminine voice that had said hello when she’d called her boyfriends cell phone to find out where he was.

So that now Candy found herself straddling the waist of one of her customers who lay on his back on top of the bed built into the very back of his van. Their clothes lying in disarray right where they’d fallen on the carpeted floor after being hastily pulled and tugged off their bodies. The entire length of Candy’s impromptu lover’s rock hard and throbbing cock buried all the way up to its hilt inside the velvety glove of her hot and wet pussy.

With the orbs of Candy’s perky breasts cupped securely within the palms of her impromptu brown haired and sky blue eyed lovers hands. His fingers gently squeezing the ripe and firm orbs of the cashiers mammary glands from time to time while his thumbs rested on top of the circular buttons of Candy’s nipples. Each gentle downward push of her brown haired and sky blue eyed lovers thumbs causing Candy to moan softly as she rose and fell. Her hips propelling the rock hard and throbbing shaft of her impromptu lovers manhood  as far up inside the wetness of her love canal as possible.

Then suddenly without any warning what so ever Candy found herself lying upon her back. All four of her limbs instinctively wrapping themselves about her impromptu lovers muscular and well toned body. Trapped between their bodies Candy’s nipples pressed hard against her brown haired and sky blue eyed lovers chest. As Candy’s impromptu brown haired and sky blue eyed lover reached down and slid his hands beneath her backside. In order to cup the twin ovals of the well endowed cashier’s tight little ass securely within the palms of his hands. Which he intentionally used along with his weight to hold Candy in place beneath his body.

Now it was Candy’s brown haired and sky blued eyed impromptu lovers turn to thrust the entire length of his rock hard and throbbing cock upwards inside the sweetness of the flower of Candy’s womanhood. Bracing his feet against the wall of the van at the foot of the bed harder and harder the only remaining Dark Lord pushed. His hips rising and falling ever faster with the tempo of his movements all the while increasing continuously. Until at last Candy threw back her head and cried out in ecstasy as she came again and again and then some more.

Thirty years later Candy awoke from her vivid and highly charged erotic dream beneath the covers of her bed screaming in ecstasy as her loins climaxed again and again and then some more. Where she lay trembling all over and her heart racing inside her chest as Candy relived the night just after she’d turned twenty. When in the arms of the only remaining Dark Lord she soared ever higher above the clouds of orgasmic bliss.

Israeli Supermodel Catfight. Yee-hah!

Nothing like a good catfight, especially when it involves a couple of Swimsuit Illustrated models.

Esti Ginzberg

This just-reported scrap has blown up when the 19-year old Esti Ginzberg, obviously indoctrinated into her country’s militarist mindset at a young age, has accused  the more sensible Bar Refaeli of being a draft-dodger. Refaeli has so far avoided Israel’s compulsory military service, firstly by getting married, then by leaving the country and hooking up with Leonardo di Caprio.

 Big deal, huge amounts of Israelis dodge the draft: “It is thought that about a third of the eligible population in Israel now avoid being called up for national service and that figure is expected to pass 50 per cent by 2025.”

Bar Refaeli

Anyway, the Israeli girls that do their service are more concerned with how tight they can take in their baggy, military-issue pants so as to show off their asses than they are in shooting an M16 or defending the nation. I should know; I’ve been there several times and checked them out. I also found out that Israelis aren’t very good drinkers. I do like their Goldstar beer, however, and those big chillis they serve as snacks. Hmmm.

Anyway, we’re pacifists here at Notes and would like to see this little spat between the two girls settled using a jello-filled paddling pool and ping pong bats. Ticket anyone?

Additional Note: Going into the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) is no bar (no pun intended) to your modelling career. You can always get into Maxim’s “Girls of the IDF”, just like Gal pictured below:

“I taught gymnastics and calisthenics,” says this flawless former Miss Israel. “The soldiers loved me because I made them fit.”

Yes, Gal, I’m sure that’s why the soldiers loved you.

Gal from the IDF

Jamus

jamus is just your normal shy sweet man …but his shyness had prevented him from finding love ..he finds solice in the internet . it helps him fill his urges and his sexual desires .jamus has the biggest insasiable urge to pull his cock all day long ..he cant get enough ..he can cum up to 14 times a day on a good day and 5 would be his worst effort .he has tryed meeting women in bars n clubs …he sits at the bar watching them and getting aroused .as soon as they come close to him at the bar instead of speaking to them …he will jizz in his pants there and then right infront of them and they dont even know it .Some would suggest he is that creepy litle man siting at the bar watching all the women then goes out and wanks off … ..well infact ..that is all true ..that is who jamus is ..he is who he is and thats creepy … he dosnet really mean to be creepy n shit ..its just his shyness makes him seem like that … when a gilr goes anywhere near him at the bars his mind just freezes in utter fear..his mother was so protective of him / never let him date at all told him girls were the devils work and his cock will fall of if there venom dripped on his dick . she was a cruel mother feeding his mind with allsorts of sadistic stuff .everytime he tried to rebel as a young teen …she had her evil ways of scaring him about the out side world that he eventualy stopped goin out she feed on his fears .his misserable life consumed her every thought .. her control of him was so tight .she didnt even allow him to go out and work …even as he hit his 20;s he couldnt stand up to her .she over powered his every move .she was the master and he the mere slave to her ..he adored her thou in a sick sort of way / she ws the only women he say for amny many years his desires became about her ..his sexual dreams about her .his fantasys became about her ..his mind all twisted and fucked . but he knew no diffrent in the world .his world was in the house and with her …the women he called mother .she shopped ..she fed him she washed his clothes and when he was sick she bathed him .while washing him down one night in the shower she lathered up the sponge and began washing him down ..she wasnt the gentlest of women either ..she was scrubbing and rubbing him down …he got a little stiffy right infront of her face … she got so angry she raised her hand up high and with an tremendous thud ..down hame her whole open hand on his hard penis ..slapping it done again and again over and over as jamus curled in the shower she kept beating his cock . calling him a dirty firthy satan whore ..

it was to jamus ;s terror one morning when he noticed mummy hadnt woken up or made him his breakfast …”strange he thought ” he got out of bed and peered out the door all in the house was deadly silent he walked down the creeky dark hallway . at the end was his mothers bedroom ..her door still shut he could see that down strais was still dark the curtains have not been opened yet ..his mummy had not beeen up at all … his hand reached out to her doorknob …as he twisted it he pushed the door slowly open .there right infront of him was his mummy still in her bed … she looked asleep :jamus thout he got closer to her quietly calling to her ; mummy : mummy are you ok … he reached over to her fce …she was so cold …colder then there fridge even …so icy cold jamus knew ….his dearly beloved mummy had died … he leaned over her limp body and cryed

as the months went by .. his uncle bob took on the role of caring for jamus ..but uncle bob didnt live there ..now jamus was all alone …he was given a computer and was set up on the internet …. jamus had to learn himself how to use it ..as uncle bob only ever came to drop of food suplys then he left . jamus was feeling very lonely …he then fell upon a website called .. blonde slutty bimbos . he filled in his details and entered the dark cyber room . it was an empty room with chains on the walls . then he heard a voice …”do you wont to come in ” oh yes jamus replied ,. ‘ a voice then spoke … enter the dungeon or the palace .. jamus didnt even know what a palace was so he went into the dungeon room .there he could see a naked cartoon lady ….” do you wont to touch me she said in a very seductive voice ..then a page came up asking for credic card details …jamus in his excitement found a card in his mummys old purse that he kept typed in the number and pressed enter .. as he sat there waiting ..nothing happend it went all quiet …..then all of a sudden a big screen poped up on his computer ..it was a webcam and behind it was this gorgoeus amazing stunning blonde bomb shelll of a women … she was sitting there in her chair with a bra and see throu nighty ..her hair was blonde shiny and bouncy her lips bright red her skin glowing she began speaking to jamus .and a conversation began… .she asked jamus to get naked before her and he had to call her misstress …oh this excited jamus so much it reminded him of the power his mummy had on him … his mistress knew what he needed ..she made him kneel on all 4s before her naked .. she had him barking like a dog truning around and waggin his tail ..”good boy good boy jamus .she continuously tells him …’do you trust me jamus …she asks him ..;really trust me jamus …. ” oh yes jamus tells her with his tounge hangin out his mouth still playin g the dog role ..his eyes so brighty open wide just awaiting her next comand … jamus do you have any bananas …”yes yes jamus answers quiky .. ‘go get me your big fat bananas jamus theres a good pet ” as she sits there stroking her clevage infront of him …… he goes gets the two biggest he can find and brings then back ,he sits back on the bed on all fours again before his misstress …” he offeres them to her ….she tells him to peel one and lick it . Now jamus .she says sweety to him as she leans closer to the camera and pulls out one nipple …. Lick it for me again like it was my husbands cock … lick it up and down all the way jamus ….”yes mistress .. he puts on a gloriious show for he licking the banana up and down ….:now my sweetest pet jamus … i wont you to insert it into your mouth deeply and suck it off for me .: show me how much you love me sweet jamus . so jamus does exactly as he is ordered sucking is of so deeply turning him on his cock hardens she brings out bother her breast and fondles them infront of him …he goes as deep as he can with the babana in his mouth almost gagging on it for her ” oh jamus you are turning me on so much …now get the other banana ….” yes jamus imediatly gets the other banana for her .he shows it to her for her aporval …” this is good she tells him …. i wont you to insert this up your anus for me …. please … she then stands up infront of the cam and takes of her undies lifting her nighty to show jamus her exposed shaved pussy her long nails touching each side ……” oh god jamus is so hard he will now do anything his misstress asks of him he turns around on the bed … and begins to push the tip into his ass . but he struggles to get it in any further and begins to tear up infront of her so very sad and disapointed he cant plaease her .” jamus my pet .she says gently … go and place a condom on it and let us try again together just then she pulls out her very own 10 inch dildo and sucks the top of it …jamus hurrys to cover it with the condom and trys again to insert it up his ass again this time he gets in in even further and it didnt even hurt ….he sees her from the corner as she sits legs spread on her chair rubbing this enormous cock against her pussy . jamus gets the enormous urge to ram his ass with the banana just liek she is with that dilso they both ram themselves together in motion ..like a,love scene from a porn movie in they both go …out they both go at the same time .. her head lies back her mouth open as she enjoys the pleasure its bringing .jamus does the same with his banana the sensation its giving him while watching her is so intence his cock begins to drip .his bana moves faster and deeper in his asshole the pleasue is so sweet so powerful his anas throbba as he feels an orgams about to hit …..she is banging her pussy so hard screaming and ylleing his name …. jamus bending over raming and raming his ass with the banana his cock can get no harder no fatter .no bigger ,as they both cum together in a mass of juices and jamus;s cum exploding from his cock all over his computer screen her legs shake as she reaches her highs she then sits up comes close to the camera with her face ..tells jamus how amazing he is …how she would love to see him again … tells him she adores his faithfulness and trust in her ..jamus promiese to come back again and see her ….just like lightening she vanished and jamus is back in the cartoon room again

Netball group sex scandal

What has the world come to?

It’s okay to broadcast rugby league sex scandals, but when someone takes the piss out of a sex scandal on the other foot, people get outraged. Outrage at ABC TV Hungry Beast Liz Ellis group sex skit was published on News.com.au from the Daily Telegraph on 02 October 2009.

The advertised skit was broadcast at the end of the Hungry Beast as a taster for the next episode. The embedded video associated with this article shows a clear parody between the Cronulla sex scandal Four Corners interview and an alleged group sex incident with the Australian Netball team and Liz Ellis.

Why is this so wrong? Well, it isn’t, but watch the video and make your own judgement.

The Hungry Beast is a current affairs/comedy crossover show similar to the Chaser’s War on Everything. Okay, maybe they shouldn’t have mentioned specific names of players in the skit, but this is satire, not news and why must we be so politically correct. NRL has copped a flogging this year with almost every scandal under the sun, so why is it so hard to believe that similar scandals couldn’t affect other sports like netball.

The referenced Daily Telegraph article is very limited, but effective, in its use of components of an online news article. Apart from the embedded video, the only tools which makes it different from print, is a link to the TV Guide and related news stories.

Links to the ABC TV/Hungry Beast site could have been included, but despite the negative spin of the article for the show, it has generated a lot of interest on the Most Popular Entertainment story list and will certainly attract scores of new viewers for next weeks episode.

As the for the skit, I hope the ABC comes to its senses, stops being overly politically correct, and airs that skit in its entirety.

View the latest hilarity at the Hungry Beast website.

Hungry Beast on ABC1 from 30 Sep 09

Not my fault! Top 5 actual porn surfing excuses...

As Duffster found out not so long ago, even the most unlikely candidates turn up with porn on their hard drives. So what are the top five excuses for being caught with your pants down?

Er... I was searching for old school friends, honest!

Excuse #5 – Accident – An Edith Cowan University study warned parents it would be their fault for “allowing children to surf the internet unsupervised and unfiltered”. The study added, “while most 16 to 17-year-old boys admit to viewing online pornography, they claim it’s accidental”.

Excuse #4 – Stress Relief - Not everyone excuses their porn-viewing behavior as accidental. James Pacenza, a former IBM employee and Vietnam vet, claimed watching porn at work helped him overcome post-traumatic stress disorder. When IBM sacked him, Pacenza sued for $5 million claiming he deserves treatment and sympathy rather than dismissal.

Excuse #3 – Ignorance - Ohio Democrat and State Rep. Matthew Barrett was giving a lecture to 20 students in the senior government class at Norwalk High School. He inserted a memory stick in his computer and a projected image of a topless woman appeared. After police interviewed him, Barrett said, “I have no idea where these came from”.

Excuse #2 – Bestial Interference - As Duffster noted in this post, Florida man, Keith Griffin, was charged this August with possessing over 1,000 child porn images. When interviewed by police, Griffin claimed he had left the room while downloading music and his cat had jumped on the keyboard. When he returned he found “strange things” on his computer.

Excuse #1 – Philanthropy - Fresh in and straight to the top spot, this is my current favourite. A senior official at the National Science Foundation, which receives $6 billion a year in US government funds, has recently been busted for “repeatedly and excessively” surfing porn sites at the office. 20% of his work hours were spent having “sexually explicit chats” with women online. Investigators put the cost to taxpayers of the porn surfing at between $13,800 and about $58,000. When confronted the official explained he frequented the porn sites to “provide a living to the poor overseas women” and claimed, “these young women are from poor countries and need to make money to help their parents and this site helps them do that.

Mother Teresa didn't even have dial-up - Nightmare!

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