What’s worse than not having a threesome? Having a beautiful baby that wants a threesome, but no third girl. Its like dangling a Crunchwrap Supreme in front of a stoner- a big no no. See, when a threesome isn’t in the picture (364 days/ year), its completely out of sight out of mind so you keep on living your life. Instead, when you have a short window to capitalize on the 3some (before you get caught slamming other babes or she finds out about your ‘reputation’) , its all thats on your mind. Every slampiece you see, you start thinking “is she down with girls?” or “am I going to be able to get my guy up? And if so, for how long?” After a few hours of this, you’ll reach an epiphany as I did today. The reality is that woman are beautiful and all human beings are attracted to women. All girls are attracted to other girls- its science. They are non-threatening, sensual and beautiful- what more do we need? Now, the trick is bringing out this lust for women in your girl.. thats a code that varies from babe to babe, but is easily cracked. Once this is done, your girl will be the one to find a beautiful lady she has chemistry with, then you’re good to go. You are the king of fuck mountain, time to piss excellence.
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