Have’t had a drunk post ina while. Can’t stop flirting with person I shouldn’t flist with. Definle ym will be writing abhout amazimng/unamazing weekend with London Guy. WE had fanastic and unfacnticasti =c )read: unfantastic) sex att hee same time. HOw is tha psossihble!?!?!?!
I am much drunker thani thought I was. Liucjily there is about ten feet between the flat I was dirnking at and my owh. And also an attractvie giy? Guy. But I will be sleeping on my won tonight. And also my eyes feel like there was hookah, which there was. Lots of hookah eyes. Wtf.
If you were me woul you have noought (read bought) Smatrtballs at the really psho psoh posh sex shop? I wanted to but thought maybe I could do a big lovely multi orde tr rhought through or xosmething another shop? LIke I don’t need a crystal butt plugg but mya e maybe could have founda a larger applicable seloection somewhere else. Maybe I should writie about this sober.
Also I lvoe dockc. COck. Dick. Penis. But can LG please find my clit? More tomorro. M<#! or uh <3! Sideways heart! Beer! Hookah! Goodnightitmes!
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