In addition to ruining my life and my possessions, my cat is apparently ruining my sex appeal.
According to my male friends, girls with cats have a certain level of undesirability. This that can be quantified by using the following formulas:
Note that this is using the 1-10 scale, which is obviously subjective.
Cat: Hotness of Girl - 4 = Adjusted Hotness
Dog: Hotness of Girl + (10-Hotness of Girl) = 10
Little Annoying Dog: See Above Cat Formula
For example, a girl who is a 9 on a 1 to 10 scale, would be a 5 after getting a cat. Having 3 or more cats automatically knocks the girl down to a -1, meaning that no sane man will come within 2 miles of her.
On the other hand, a girl who may normally be a 6 automatically gains 4 hot points to become an elusive Perfect Ten, just by getting a dog. This isn’t always the case for horrendous looking people, but can be applied effectively in most situations.
More “Sex Equations” to follow..
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