Let’s Get Wet! Shower Together: – By James Petley
So you’ve covered just about every nook and cranny in the house and you’re finally ready to upgrade to “Water Sex.” Well, prepare yourself to get wet and nasty because today’s sex tip is all about the part of your house that is commonly used for less-than-sexual things — that’s right, the bathroom.
Now before you get started, make sure that your woman isn’t wearing a pizza-like coating of makeup. If she is, you’re going to bust a gut laughing so hard, instead of getting so hard that you bust a gut. So make sure that she’s somewhat cosmetic free and ready to get down to business.
hold on a sex
For all you spontaneous guys out there, the greatest thing you could do for a gal is start the session on dry land (namely a bed, the couch, the floor, the dining room table…) and right before you’re about to penetrate her, tell her there’s something you have to do and go do it.
Go into the bathroom, light some candles, close the lights, turn on the shower, and find the perfect water temperature. Then return to her and continue the game. If you have really good penis control, penetrate her for a couple of minutes. Pull yourself out of her, take her by the hand and lead her into the steam filled bathroom.
Now I don’t have to tell you about keeping the bathroom clean — that means no mildew on the shower curtain, no nasty rim around the toilet and no pubic hair all over the floor. Now, back to your evening of fun. Once you have her in the shower, don’t begin ramming away like a maniac, instead wash her body down. That’ll make the entire experience even more erotic.
make her sponge worthy
Lather a body sponge with an aromatically inclining soap and face her back. Begin scrubbing her from behind and work your way down to her butt, the back of her thighs, her calves, and even her feet. And while you’re kneeling down, turn her around and begin working your way up from her shins to her stomach and finally, her breasts. Don’t neglect her arms, her neck and of course, put some soap on your hand to adequately clean her vagina.
I’m quite sure that she’ll be more than willing to reciprocate the favor. Or if you have two body sponges, you can cleanse each other simultaneously. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Turn the water — and your lover — on with these “sex in the shower” positions..
water you talking about?
After you’re done laving one another, there are a variety of positions you can engage in that will minimize awkwardness and won’t require ambulance assistance. Hopefully, the shower you’re in is roomy enough for two and allows for maneuverability rather than elbow-in-face discomfort.
Bend her over
Anyone who knows anything about my articles knows how I feel about doing the doggy — and the shower leaves yet another perfect opportunity to engage in the “bent over rows.” Turn her around, get her to rest her hands on the tiles or hold on to the towel rack and go on in. Don’t cover your penis with soap; that won’t make her insides feel very good (I still haven’t lived that one down).
Lift her up
If you think you have the stamina or strength, hold her up against the tiles, let her wrap her legs around your waist and begin grinding inside her. If the shower nozzle is high enough, place her under it and let the water slam against your bodies while you’re having your sexual water fight.
Lay down, boy
If you’d like to watch her while she gets wet and wild, then lie down in the tub and let her ride you like a trooper. Imagine how good it would feel to have the best of everything; while the water teasingly hits your testes, she’ll be pouncing on your member like a champion. What could possibly be better?
Get on your knees
You can leave her standing up or lay her down in the tub. Whatever the case, a woman loves receiving oral sex in the shower. Why? Because she’s comfortable knowing that her vagina is as clean as a whistle and having a hot tongue salivating on it while the intense steam from the water is doing its own thing only amplifies her pleasure. So give it to her like you know she wants it, trust me, it’ll all work out in your favor.
Put it in her mouth
Stand with your back against the spurting water or once again, lie in the tub and let her perform her own magic on your moist member. Don’t place her in a position where her face is getting bombarded by water; she’ll choke, perhaps chomp down on your mini-me and then no one will leave the situation satisfied — to say the absolute least.
other exciting parts
If the shower scene left you feeling somewhat unsatisfied, you can let her sit on the covered toilet and meet and greet your penis for a while. You can also run your fingers through her wet hair while she’s hard at work… sorry, I meant play.
Also, you can sit her up against the sink with her butt just edging off the rim and penetrate her. Hang on to her waist or her shoulders and slowly maneuver in and out all the while kissing her mouth and body.
And for you cool cats out there, turn her around so that both of you can look in the mirror at one another while you’re entering her body. Women love eye contact, so contact her eyes and make peace with her pleasure patch.
Or you can always use the good old floor. Although this won’t be comfortable for long, you can place some towels on the ground and have an interesting session. The idea is not only to get off, but also to make sex a little more interesting.
So have a good time, always protect your manhood and try to shower at least twice a day.
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